January 28, 2010

At 7:30am
Little Man:  Mommy, I need a hair cut.
Mommy: No you don't.
Little Man:  Yes I do.
Mommy:  Why?
Little Man:  Because my hair is....  grun-gy.
Mommy:  Your hair is grungy?
Little Man: (thinking) Yes.... grun-gy.

January 26, 2010

At a stop sign
Little Man: Stop sign!
Mommy:  Can you spell STOP?
Little Man:  S.......T........Cheerio........P


Getting undressed for a bath, and singing
Pants on the ground, Pants on the ground

January 25, 2010

Mommy:  You need to learn how to wipe your bottom yourself.
Little Man:  No, I can't do it.
Mommy: Yes you can, just try.
Little Man: No, I can't!
Mommy:  I'll get you a new toy if you do it.
Little Man:  Ok, I can do it.

January 24, 2010

Little Man:  I need to turn the other light on.
Mommy:  Why?
Little Man:  Stash [the dog] told me he needed the light on.

January 23, 2010

Mommy:  Please eat your broccoli.
Little Man:  I can't eat my broccoli - it will make me sick.  I need applesauce. 

January 21, 2010

While we are snuggling he says,
Mommy, I have to go.  You're making me crazy.

January 19, 2010

Mommy:  Look at that baby cow.
Little Man:  That's not a baby cow, that's a GUY cow.

January 18, 2010

As Little Man is trying to go to the bathroom, we hear him yell, IT'S NOT WORKING!

January 14, 2010

Mommy: Did you practice milking a cow at school today?
Little Man: Yes
Mommy: Did you put your gloves on first?
Little Man: No, I can't use my gloves to milk a cow because they will get all MILKY!