April 25, 2010

Mommy:  Stop kicking your legs.
Little Man:  But I'm thinking....   I'm thinking with my legs.

April 24, 2010

Mommy, I want to play games on your giant phone!  (iPad)

April 22, 2010

Mommy, you need to go bye bye.  You hurt my feelings.

(Mommy was forcing him to put ice on his head after he bumped it)

April 21, 2010

Mommy, I got paper stuck in my butt.

April 20, 2010

Little Man:  I don't want to watch this!
Mommy:  I thought you liked Jungle Junction?
Little Man: No, I don't like animals on wheels.

April 19, 2010

Little Man: Mommy stop singing. 
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: I like it better when Daddy sings.

April 18, 2010

Mommy, I can't sleep in my bed because there are bears in there.

April 16, 2010

Mommy, I tooted.

April 14, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, your hair looks like a merry-go-round.
Mommy:  You mean, it's curly?
Little Man: Yes, curwy.

April 13, 2010

Daddy:  Let's get in the car.
Little Man:  No, I don't want to get in Mommy's car.  It's red.  Red is for girls.  I want to get in the big truck.  Big trucks are for boys.

April 12, 2010

Mommy: I need to go to work now...
Little Man: No, I don't want you to go make money.

April 10, 2010

Mommy, I found a big stick in the grass!
I'm a man!

April 9, 2010

Mommy:  Look at all the pollen on your shoes.
Little Man:  Where did the collen come from?
Mommy:  It's Pollen with a "P".
Little Man:  Oh.... I got pee on my shoes?

April 8, 2010

Pawpaw:  Don't run your car in the sink.
Little Man:  Pawpaw, don't talk to me.

April 7, 2010

Little Man:  (yelling) Mommy, are you in the shower?
Mommy:  Yes...
Little Man:  (still yelling)  Are you gonna turn into a raspberry?

April 6, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, where's the sun?
Mommy: It's behind all those rain clouds.
Little Man: Oh...  is the sun scared of people?

April 3, 2010

Aunty: What time is it?
Little Man:  It's time to get up cause the sun it out!

April 2, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, get me out of the bathtub.  I'm gonna turn into a raspberry.
Mommy:  A raspberry?  You mean a raisin?
Little Man: Yeah, a raisin.  Get me out.

April 1, 2010

Mommy:  Look at those cows.
Little Man:  No, those are CHOCOLATE cows.

March 31, 2010

Little Man:  Mommy, are you strong?
Mommy:  Yes, why?
Little Man:  Cause you got BIG arms!

March 30, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, the sun is big!
Little Man: It's going to come down and break all the houses and trees.
Little Man: We need to get it.
Mommy:  We can't get the sun! It's too big!  And hot!
Little Man: Oh... then we need to get the SMALL sun...