Little Man: Mommy, where's Daddy?
Mommy: He's at work.
Little Man: Why?
Mommy: So he can make money.
Little Man: Why?
Mommy: So we can buy food and clothes and pay for the house... And also pay for your games.
Little Man: (long pause) Mommy, I want to make money.
May 16, 2010
Daddy: Hold still, the bug really likes you.
(we tweeze a tick off of him)
Little Man: Did the bug like me?
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: Did it love me?
(we tweeze a tick off of him)
Little Man: Did the bug like me?
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: Did it love me?
May 15, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, I'm gonna tell on you.
Mommy: What? (trying not to laugh)
Little Man: I'm gonna tell Daddy.
Mommy: What are you going to tell him?
Little Man: I'm gonna tell him that you hurt my feelings.
Mommy: What? (trying not to laugh)
Little Man: I'm gonna tell Daddy.
Mommy: What are you going to tell him?
Little Man: I'm gonna tell him that you hurt my feelings.
May 14, 2010
Little Man: (whispering) Mommy, I can't go to the bathroom.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because there's a bear in there.
Mommy: A bear? Really?
Little Man: Yes, he's hiding in the bathtub.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because there's a bear in there.
Mommy: A bear? Really?
Little Man: Yes, he's hiding in the bathtub.
May 12, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, you got big hair.
Mommy: I know.
Little Man: Is your hair brown?
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: No it's not. It's black.
Mommy: What color is your hair?
Little Man: (looks in the mirror) It's grey.
Mommy: I know.
Little Man: Is your hair brown?
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: No it's not. It's black.
Mommy: What color is your hair?
Little Man: (looks in the mirror) It's grey.
May 9, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, is that an ear?
Mommy: No, it's a picture of a brain.
Little Man: Oh, an ear?
Mommy: No, a brain.
Little Man: Oh, a brain ear?
Mommy: No, just a brain.
Little Man: Mommy, it's an ear.
Mommy: No, it's a picture of a brain.
Little Man: Oh, an ear?
Mommy: No, a brain.
Little Man: Oh, a brain ear?
Mommy: No, just a brain.
Little Man: Mommy, it's an ear.
May 4, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, the sun is up! You need to wake up!
Mommy: I need a hug first.
Little Man: Ok
(hugs me)
Little Man: You need to stretch now. Do you need a kiss so you can stretch?
Mommy: I need a hug first.
Little Man: Ok
(hugs me)
Little Man: You need to stretch now. Do you need a kiss so you can stretch?
May 3, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, Daddy made my throat hurt.
Mommy: How?
Little Man: Because he made me cry and that made my throat hurt.
Mommy: How?
Little Man: Because he made me cry and that made my throat hurt.
May 2, 2010
(he sees a portion of the movie Food, Inc.)
Little Man: Mommy, are those piggies dead?
Mommy: Yes, they're dead.
Little Man: Do they need a doctor?
Mommy: No, it's too late.
Little Man: Oh....they're REALLY dead.
Little Man: Mommy, are those piggies dead?
Mommy: Yes, they're dead.
Little Man: Do they need a doctor?
Mommy: No, it's too late.
Little Man: Oh....they're REALLY dead.
May 1, 2010
Little Man: Daddy, I can't go outside.
Daddy: Why not?
Little Man: Because the sun will melt my eyes.
Daddy: Why not?
Little Man: Because the sun will melt my eyes.
April 30, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, you said I would hang out with the boys, but Daddy didn't take me.
Mommy: Yes he did, you went over to Mr. John's house.
Little Man: Mommy, Mr. John is not a boy, he's a MAN.
Mommy: Yes he did, you went over to Mr. John's house.
Little Man: Mommy, Mr. John is not a boy, he's a MAN.
April 27, 2010
Little Man: Where is the sun?
Mommy: Behind the clouds.
Little Man: What?
Mommy: It's behind the clouds.
Little Man: What?
Mommy: The sun is out, but it's hiding behind the clouds.
Little Man: What you say?
Mommy: .......
Little Man: Mommy, you have to tell me!
Mommy: Behind the clouds.
Little Man: What?
Mommy: It's behind the clouds.
Little Man: What?
Mommy: The sun is out, but it's hiding behind the clouds.
Little Man: What you say?
Mommy: .......
Little Man: Mommy, you have to tell me!
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