May 21, 2010

Little Man:  Mommy, where's Daddy?
Mommy:  He's at work.
Little Man:  Why?
Mommy:  So he can make money.
Little Man:  Why?
Mommy:  So we can buy food and clothes and pay for the house...   And also pay for your games.
Little Man:  (long pause)  Mommy, I want to make money.

May 20, 2010

(Little Man sees Mommy in a blonde wig)
Little Man:  Are you Mommy?

May 16, 2010

Daddy:  Hold still, the bug really likes you.
(we tweeze a tick off of him)
Little Man:  Did the bug like me?
Mommy:  Yes.
Little Man:  Did it love me?

May 15, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, I'm gonna tell on you.
Mommy:  What? (trying not to laugh)
Little Man:  I'm gonna tell Daddy.
Mommy:  What are you going to tell him?
Little Man:  I'm gonna tell him that you hurt my feelings.

May 14, 2010

Little Man:  (whispering) Mommy, I can't go to the bathroom.
Mommy:  Why?
Little Man:  Because there's a bear in there.
Mommy:  A bear?  Really?
Little Man:  Yes, he's hiding in the bathtub.

May 13, 2010

Mommy, you talk too much.

May 12, 2010

Little Man:  Mommy, you got big hair.
Mommy:  I know.
Little Man:  Is your hair brown?
Mommy:  Yes.
Little Man:  No it's not.  It's black.
Mommy:  What color is your hair?
Little Man:  (looks in the mirror)  It's grey.

May 11, 2010

Mommy:  What are you doing?
Little man:  I'm sleeping on the toilet.

May 9, 2010

Little Man:  Mommy, is that an ear?
Mommy:  No, it's a picture of a brain.
Little Man:  Oh, an ear?
Mommy:  No, a brain.
Little Man:  Oh, a brain ear?
Mommy:  No, just a brain.
Little Man:  Mommy, it's an ear.

May 8, 2010

Mommy:  Did you just lick the hairdresser?
Little Man:  It was a doggie kiss!

May 4, 2010

Little Man:  Mommy, the sun is up!  You need to wake up!
Mommy:  I need a hug first.
Little Man:  Ok
(hugs me)
Little Man:  You need to stretch now.  Do you need a kiss so you can stretch?

May 3, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, Daddy made my throat hurt.
Mommy: How?
Little Man:  Because he made me cry and that made my throat hurt.

May 2, 2010

(he sees a portion of the movie Food, Inc.)
Little Man:  Mommy, are those piggies dead?
Mommy:  Yes, they're dead.
Little Man:  Do they need a doctor?
Mommy:  No, it's too late.
Little Man:  Oh....they're REALLY dead.

May 1, 2010

Little Man:  Daddy, I can't go outside.
Daddy:  Why not?
Little Man:  Because the sun will melt my eyes.

April 30, 2010

Little Man:  Mommy, you said I would hang out with the boys, but Daddy didn't take me.
Mommy:  Yes he did, you went over to Mr. John's house.
Little Man:  Mommy, Mr. John is not a boy, he's a MAN.

April 29, 2010

(whispering) Mommy, I can't go in my room.  The monsters are in there.

April 27, 2010

Little Man:  Where is the sun?
Mommy:  Behind the clouds.
Little Man:  What?
Mommy:  It's behind the clouds.
Little Man:  What?
Mommy:  The sun is out, but it's hiding behind the clouds.
Little Man:  What you say?
Mommy:  .......
Little Man:  Mommy, you have to tell me!

April 26, 2010

Mommy, I'm asking you questions and you need to answer me!