July 27, 2010

(He puts a ball on the ground and sits on it)

Look Mommy.  I'm a chicken.  I layed an egg.

July 25, 2010

Little Man:  (laughing) Mommy, I'm a girl!
Mommy:  No you're not!
Little Man:  Yeah...Daddy is the girl.

July 23, 2010

Little Man:  I had a bad dream last.
Daddy:  What happened?
Little Man:  There was a bad man.
Daddy:  Who was the bad man?
Little Man:  He looked like Mommy. 

July 21, 2010

Grandmother:  I love you best.
Little Man: I love Mommy best.

July 19, 2010

(Looking at the man in the deli who's wearing a white hair net)

Mommy, why does that man have spider webs on his head?

July 17, 2010

Mommy, if I pull your finger will you toot?

July 10, 2010

Mommy, you are my best friend.

July 8, 2010

Mommy, this dog is my sweetie pie.

July 6, 2010

Little Man:  Mommy, hold me.
(Mommy picks him up)
Little Man:  Now rock me like a baby.
(Mommy rocks him)
Little Man:  Mommy, now you have to sing to me.
(Daddy laughs)

July 5, 2010

Little Man:  Mommy, I need to go potty.
Mommy:  Ok, let's go find a bathroom.
Little Man:  No, I want to just pee in the grass.

July 4, 2010

Little Man: Daddy, I want to get on that motorcycle.
Daddy: Ok, let me rev it up first.
(Daddy revs up the motorcycle and looks up, Little Man is hidden)
Little Man:  (scared) Daddy!  Turn it off!!

July 3, 2010

Daddy:  What time is it?
Little Man: (looking at his new Cars watch)  It's night time.

July 1, 2010

Mommy, that dog is smiling.

June 29, 2010

Mommy:  Why did you poop in your pants?
Little Man:  Because I didn't want to poop in the grass like Solo [the dog] did.