Little Man: Mommy, do we have any goose food?
Mommy: Goose food?
Little Man: Yes, for the gooses.
Mommy: You mean "geese".
Little Man: No I don't. We we need food for the gooses.
September 28, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, where's the sun?
Mommy: It's not up yet.
Little Man: Yes it is. I think it's hiding far away. We need to get in a plane and go find it.
Mommy: It's not up yet.
Little Man: Yes it is. I think it's hiding far away. We need to get in a plane and go find it.
September 24, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, Papa has a ring and Grandma gave it to him.
Mommy: I have a ring too. See? Daddy gave it to me.
Little Man: Oh......
Little Man: But Mommy, I don't have a ring.
Mommy: A girl has to give you a ring. A girlfriend.
Little Man: But Mommy, YOU'RE my girlfriend!
Mommy: I have a ring too. See? Daddy gave it to me.
Little Man: Oh......
Little Man: But Mommy, I don't have a ring.
Mommy: A girl has to give you a ring. A girlfriend.
Little Man: But Mommy, YOU'RE my girlfriend!
September 23, 2010
Little Man: PaPa, are you going to pick me up from school?
PaPa: No, I have to get on an airplane and go home.
Little Man: Oh... are you going home to your PaPa and Grandma?
PaPa: No, I don't have a PaPa and Grandma.
Little Man: Why not?
PaPa: Because they got old and went to heaven.
Little Man: Oh, like GrandDaddy?
PaPa: Yes, like GrandDaddy.
Little Man: ...............(thinking).........
Little Man: PaPa.... I don't want you to get old and go to heaven.
PaPa: No, I have to get on an airplane and go home.
Little Man: Oh... are you going home to your PaPa and Grandma?
PaPa: No, I don't have a PaPa and Grandma.
Little Man: Why not?
PaPa: Because they got old and went to heaven.
Little Man: Oh, like GrandDaddy?
PaPa: Yes, like GrandDaddy.
Little Man: ...............(thinking).........
Little Man: PaPa.... I don't want you to get old and go to heaven.
September 21, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, where are we going?
Mommy: I need to get some medicine.
Little Man: Oh, are you bleeding?
(apparently all medicine is hemophilia medicine)
Mommy: I need to get some medicine.
Little Man: Oh, are you bleeding?
(apparently all medicine is hemophilia medicine)
September 17, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, when is PaPa going to be here?
Mommy: In 3 days.
Little Man: Ok, let's count to 3.
Mommy: In 3 days.
Little Man: Ok, let's count to 3.
September 10, 2010
Mommy: Did you know PaPa is my daddy?
Little Man: Really... ??
Mommy: Yes, and Grandma is my mommy.
Little Man: So you are a kid too?
Little Man: Really... ??
Mommy: Yes, and Grandma is my mommy.
Little Man: So you are a kid too?
September 4, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, I don't like Solo anymore.
Mommy: Why not?
Little Man: Because he keeps putting his boogers on me.
Mommy: Why not?
Little Man: Because he keeps putting his boogers on me.
September 1, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, when is PaPa going to be here?
Mommy: In 20 days.
Little Man: Oh.. How about we count to 20 and then he'll be here.
Mommy: In 20 days.
Little Man: Oh.. How about we count to 20 and then he'll be here.
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