Little Man: Which hand is left?
Daddy: Put your fingers like this and see which ones makes an "L"
Little Man: (looking as his fingers) This one?
Daddy: Yes! What word starts with "L" ?
Little Man: Ummm..... Tiger?
Daddy: No.....
Little Man: Apple?
October 24, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, the clouds are moving!
Mommy: I know!
Little Man: Where are they going?
Mommy: To another part of the sky.
Little Man: I think they are going to their cloud houses.
Mommy: Probably.
Little Man: But I don't think that one will fit in his cloud house. He's too big.
Mommy: I know!
Little Man: Where are they going?
Mommy: To another part of the sky.
Little Man: I think they are going to their cloud houses.
Mommy: Probably.
Little Man: But I don't think that one will fit in his cloud house. He's too big.
October 21, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, is God in the car with me?
Mommy: Yes, He's everywhere.
Little Man: So there are lots of gods?
Mommy: No, just one God.
Little Man: (confused) Oh......
Mommy: Yes, He's everywhere.
Little Man: So there are lots of gods?
Mommy: No, just one God.
Little Man: (confused) Oh......
October 19, 2010
(Staring at an old lady in a wheel chair)
Little Man: Hey, you are missing some teeth.
Old Lady: Well, when you get to be my age you forget to put them in sometimes.
Little Man: Oh... (keeps staring)
Little Man: Hey, you are missing some teeth.
Old Lady: Well, when you get to be my age you forget to put them in sometimes.
Little Man: Oh... (keeps staring)
October 18, 2010
(At the doctor's office)
Little Man: What are you doing?
Doctor: I'm feeling your stomach.
Little Man: You are squishing my tummy.
Doctor: (chuckles)
Little Man: Hey, you are gonna break my bones!
Little Man: What are you doing?
Doctor: I'm feeling your stomach.
Little Man: You are squishing my tummy.
Doctor: (chuckles)
Little Man: Hey, you are gonna break my bones!
October 15, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, I had a little accident in my pants, but it's ok.
Mommy: It's ok?
Little Man: Yes, it's ok because it was an accident.
October 12, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, I don't like girls, I only like boys.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because I don't want a girl to be my best friend, only a boy.
Mommy: Ok.
Little Man: But Mommy, I do like big girls.
Mommy: Which big girls?
Little Man: Big girls like you and GiGi.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because I don't want a girl to be my best friend, only a boy.
Mommy: Ok.
Little Man: But Mommy, I do like big girls.
Mommy: Which big girls?
Little Man: Big girls like you and GiGi.
October 8, 2010
Little Man: Daddy, that's a BOY road.
Daddy: What makes is a "boy road" ?
Little Man: Because it has dirt on it.
Daddy: What kind of road are we on now?
Little Man: This is a GIRL road... because it has stores on it.
Daddy: What makes is a "boy road" ?
Little Man: Because it has dirt on it.
Daddy: What kind of road are we on now?
Little Man: This is a GIRL road... because it has stores on it.
October 6, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, did you see that cow?
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: He was by himself.
Mommy: I saw that.
Little Man: He lost his Mommy.
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: He was by himself.
Mommy: I saw that.
Little Man: He lost his Mommy.
October 3, 2010
Mommy, did you know that the sun scares away the moon? And the moon scares away the sun?
October 1, 2010
Little Man: You know, some Mommies have TWO kids.
Mommy: I know.
Little Man: Mommy, why don't you have two kids?
Mommy: .......
Little Man: I think I should get a brother.
Mommy: Where are you going to get a brother?
Little Man: We have to buy one Mommy.
Mommy: From a store?
Little Man: No, from a house.
Mommy: ......
Little Man: And I want him to be a robot.
Mommy: A robot?
Little Man: Yes, I want a robot brother.
Mommy: I know.
Little Man: Mommy, why don't you have two kids?
Mommy: .......
Little Man: I think I should get a brother.
Mommy: Where are you going to get a brother?
Little Man: We have to buy one Mommy.
Mommy: From a store?
Little Man: No, from a house.
Mommy: ......
Little Man: And I want him to be a robot.
Mommy: A robot?
Little Man: Yes, I want a robot brother.
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