October 26, 2010

Little Man:  Which hand is left?
Daddy:  Put your fingers like this and see which ones makes an "L"
Little Man:  (looking as his fingers) This one?
Daddy:  Yes!  What word starts with "L" ?
Little Man:  Ummm..... Tiger?
Daddy:  No.....
Little Man:   Apple?

October 24, 2010

Little Man:  Mommy, the clouds are moving!
Mommy:  I know!
Little Man:  Where are they going?
Mommy:  To another part of the sky.
Little Man:  I think they are going to their cloud houses.
Mommy:  Probably.
Little Man:  But I don't think that one will fit in his cloud house.  He's too big.

October 21, 2010

Little Man:  Mommy, is God in the car with me?
Mommy:  Yes, He's everywhere.
Little Man:  So there are lots of gods?
Mommy:  No, just one God.
Little Man: (confused)  Oh......

October 19, 2010

(Staring at an old lady in a wheel chair)
Little Man: Hey, you are missing some teeth.
Old Lady:  Well, when you get to be my age you forget to put them in sometimes.
Little Man:  Oh... (keeps staring)

October 18, 2010

(At the doctor's office)
Little Man:  What are you doing?
Doctor:  I'm feeling your stomach.
Little Man:  You are squishing my tummy.
Doctor:  (chuckles)
Little Man:  Hey, you are gonna break my bones!

October 15, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, I had a little accident in my pants, but it's ok. 
Mommy:  It's ok?
Little Man:  Yes, it's ok because it was an accident.

October 12, 2010

Little Man:  Mommy, I don't like girls, I only like boys.
Mommy:  Why?
Little Man:  Because I don't want a girl to be my best friend, only a boy.
Mommy:  Ok.
Little Man:  But Mommy, I do like big girls.
Mommy:  Which big girls?
Little Man:  Big girls like you and GiGi.

October 10, 2010

Mommy, I think there's a little itty bitty tiny bear hiding under my bed.

October 8, 2010

Little Man:  Daddy, that's a BOY road.
Daddy:  What makes is a "boy road" ?
Little Man:  Because it has dirt on it.
Daddy:  What kind of road are we on now?
Little Man:  This is a GIRL road... because it has stores on it.

October 7, 2010

Mommy, I'm your cutie pie and you are Daddy's sugar booger.

October 6, 2010

Little Man:  Mommy, did you see that cow?
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man:  He was by himself.
Mommy:  I saw that.
Little Man:  He lost his Mommy.

October 4, 2010

It's ok if I pee in my pants and it's an accident.

October 3, 2010

Mommy, did you know that the sun scares away the moon?  And the moon scares away the sun?

October 1, 2010

Little Man:  You know, some Mommies have TWO kids.
Mommy:  I know.
Little Man:  Mommy, why don't you have two kids?
Mommy: .......
Little Man:  I think I should get a brother.
Mommy:  Where are you going to get a brother?
Little Man:  We have to buy one Mommy.
Mommy:  From a store?
Little Man:  No, from a house.
Mommy:  ......
Little Man:  And I want him to be a robot. 
Mommy:  A robot?
Little Man:  Yes, I want a robot brother.