God, what are you doing? (long pause)
Mommy, God's not talking back to me.
November 26, 2010
(saying nighttime prayers by himself for the first time)
God Jesus, Thank you for Solo and Mommy and Daddy... and thank you for my pillow pet... and thank you for Kimmie and PaPa and Grandma....and thank you for my pets... and thank you for Granddaddy and Mamommy....and thank you for my table... and my toys... and everything. Amen.
God Jesus, Thank you for Solo and Mommy and Daddy... and thank you for my pillow pet... and thank you for Kimmie and PaPa and Grandma....and thank you for my pets... and thank you for Granddaddy and Mamommy....and thank you for my table... and my toys... and everything. Amen.
November 24, 2010
Mommy, if God is in my heart then does he get all bloody when my heart is beating?
November 22, 2010
PaPa: Do you have a girlfriend?
Little Man: No, I only like boys.
PaPa: Don't say that too loud.
Little Man: (whispering) I only like boys.
Little Man: No, I only like boys.
PaPa: Don't say that too loud.
Little Man: (whispering) I only like boys.
November 21, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, what are you doing?
Mommy: I'm putting on make-up.
Little Man: Can I put on make-up?
Mommy: Go ask Daddy.
Mommy: I'm putting on make-up.
Little Man: Can I put on make-up?
Mommy: Go ask Daddy.
November 20, 2010
PaPa: Who's your best friend?
Little Man: Kimmie
PaPa: Well then Grandma's my best friend.
Little Man: That's not fair, I wanna to be your best friend.
November 12, 2010
Mommy: What are you doing?
Little Man: I'm looking at my butt in the mirror.
Mommy: Well, what do you think?
Little Man: It looks good.
Little Man: I'm looking at my butt in the mirror.
Mommy: Well, what do you think?
Little Man: It looks good.
November 9, 2010
Mommy, I miss Stash. We need to build some stairs going down and then he can come down from heaven and be with us again.
November 6, 2010
Mommy: We need to decorate your feather for school.
Little Man: If we decorate it with leaves and cheerios it will be beautiful.
Little Man: If we decorate it with leaves and cheerios it will be beautiful.
November 4, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, what letter does Orange start with?
Mommy: O
Little Man: Why?
Mommy: Beause that's how it's spelled.
Little Man: Why?
Mommy: Because Orange starts with an O.
Little Man: But why?
Mommy: ...................
Little Man: Mommy! I'm talking to you!
Mommy: O
Little Man: Why?
Mommy: Beause that's how it's spelled.
Little Man: Why?
Mommy: Because Orange starts with an O.
Little Man: But why?
Mommy: ...................
Little Man: Mommy! I'm talking to you!
November 2, 2010
Little Man: Where's the sun?
Mommy: It's not up yet.
Little Man: We have to sing "Wake up Mr. Golden Sun". Then he will come out.
Mommy: Wake up Mr. Golden Sun.... (singing)
Little Man: Mommy! He can't hear you! You have to open the window!
Mommy: It's not up yet.
Little Man: We have to sing "Wake up Mr. Golden Sun". Then he will come out.
Mommy: Wake up Mr. Golden Sun.... (singing)
Little Man: Mommy! He can't hear you! You have to open the window!
October 31, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, my pumpkin is heavy.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because I got too much candy.
Mommy: Want me to take some of it?
Little Man: No, it's my candy.
Little Man: My arms hurt from carrying this pumpkin. It's too heavy.
Mommy: Want me to carry it?
Little Man: No, it's my candy.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because I got too much candy.
Mommy: Want me to take some of it?
Little Man: No, it's my candy.
Little Man: My arms hurt from carrying this pumpkin. It's too heavy.
Mommy: Want me to carry it?
Little Man: No, it's my candy.
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