February 20, 2011

Daddy:  Come over here and let me brush your hair.
Little Man:  No!
Daddy:  Come on, we need to make you look sexy.
Little Man:  No, I don't want to be a sexy.  You can be a sexy, but not me.

February 18, 2011

Little Man:  Holy crap!
Mommy:  Don't say that.  You can say "Holy cow" instead.
Little Man:  "Holy cow"?  How about "Holy horse"?
Mommy:  I think it only works with "cow".
Little Man:  How about "frog"?  Frogs are good.  Holy frog!

February 16, 2011

Little Man:  I don't feel good.
Mommy:  What doesn't feel good?
Little Man:  My feelings.
Mommy:  Your feelings?
Little Man:  When my feelings don't feel good then my whole self doesn't feel good.

February 15, 2011

From now on, I'm going to wear my boots EVERY DAY.

February 14, 2011

Little Man: Mommy, I opened this card and dollars fell out!
Mommy:  How many dollars?
Little Man (he counts) FIVE DOLLARS!  Mommy, I have  A LOT of money!!

February 7, 2011

Mommy, I see a yellow and white planet in the sky.   I think aliens are going to come down and get us.

February 4, 2011

Little Man:  Mommy, sometimes I wish I was a girl.
Mommy:  What?
Little Man:  I'm just tricking you.  But don't tell my teachers I said that.

February 2, 2011

Little Man: Mommy, your car has snow on it's ear.
Mommy:  You mean the mirror?
Little Man:  Oh yeah, the mirror. 

January 29, 2011

Mommy, I'm a dog.  Put a cone on my head.
(Our dog is currently wearing the cone of shame)