Daddy: Come over here and let me brush your hair.
Little Man: No!
Daddy: Come on, we need to make you look sexy.
Little Man: No, I don't want to be a sexy. You can be a sexy, but not me.
February 18, 2011
Little Man: Holy crap!
Mommy: Don't say that. You can say "Holy cow" instead.
Little Man: "Holy cow"? How about "Holy horse"?
Mommy: I think it only works with "cow".
Little Man: How about "frog"? Frogs are good. Holy frog!
Mommy: Don't say that. You can say "Holy cow" instead.
Little Man: "Holy cow"? How about "Holy horse"?
Mommy: I think it only works with "cow".
Little Man: How about "frog"? Frogs are good. Holy frog!
February 16, 2011
Little Man: I don't feel good.
Mommy: What doesn't feel good?
Little Man: My feelings.
Mommy: Your feelings?
Little Man: When my feelings don't feel good then my whole self doesn't feel good.
Mommy: What doesn't feel good?
Little Man: My feelings.
Mommy: Your feelings?
Little Man: When my feelings don't feel good then my whole self doesn't feel good.
February 14, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, I opened this card and dollars fell out!
Mommy: How many dollars?
Little Man (he counts) FIVE DOLLARS! Mommy, I have A LOT of money!!
Mommy: How many dollars?
Little Man (he counts) FIVE DOLLARS! Mommy, I have A LOT of money!!
February 7, 2011
Mommy, I see a yellow and white planet in the sky. I think aliens are going to come down and get us.
February 4, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, sometimes I wish I was a girl.
Mommy: What?
Little Man: I'm just tricking you. But don't tell my teachers I said that.
Mommy: What?
Little Man: I'm just tricking you. But don't tell my teachers I said that.
February 2, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, your car has snow on it's ear.
Mommy: You mean the mirror?
Little Man: Oh yeah, the mirror.
Mommy: You mean the mirror?
Little Man: Oh yeah, the mirror.
January 29, 2011
Mommy, I'm a dog. Put a cone on my head.
(Our dog is currently wearing the cone of shame)
(Our dog is currently wearing the cone of shame)
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