March 27, 2011

Little Man:  Mommy, know what's funny?
Mommy:  What?
Little Man:  When Chloe was on the swing today I saw her UNDERWEAR!   Ha!!

March 20, 2011

Little Man:  Mommy, can I take my DS to school?
Mommy:  No, it needs to stay with me.
Little Man:  Well then can you work at my school?

March 15, 2011

Mommy:  See those pretty trees?  Those are called Dogwoods.
Little Man:  Oh.....  Where are the cat ones?

March 10, 2011

Little Man:  Mommy, who's your boyfriend?
Mommy:  You are.
Little Man:  (smiling)
Mommy:  Who's your girlfriend?
Little Man:  You are.   (smiling)

March 9, 2011

Little Man:  Mommy, do you hear the birdies?
Mommy:  Yes.
Little Man:  They are talking to me.
Mommy:  What are they saying?
Little Man:  They said that you are pretty Mommy. 

March 7, 2011

Little Man: Mommy, I found a worm outside.  His name is Wormy.  Can I bring him inside?
Mommy:  No.
Little Man:  But he's my friend.

March 4, 2011

Mommy:  What do you want for breakfast?
Little Man:  I was a waffle with peanut butter...and some cheerios...and 2 sausage biscuits...and orange juice.
Mommy:  Is that all?
Little Man:  And some chocolate milk.

March 2, 2011

You are not nice.  I'm not gonna be your friend anymore.

February 28, 2011

Little Man:  Mommy, I need something for show and tell that starts with "M".
Mommy:  Mommy starts with "M".  Do you want me to come for show and tell? 
Little Man:  No Mommy.  You won't fit in the show and tell baskets.

February 26, 2011

Little Man:  Mommy, I'm scared.
Mommy:  Don't be scared.  Jesus will protect you.
Little Man:  Can he protect everybody?
Mommy:  Yes.
Little Man:  At the same time?
Mommy:  Yes.
Little Man:  Does Jesus have a lot of hands so he can protect a lot of people at the same time?