April 26, 2011

Mommy:  Why do you always run out of the bathroom?
Little Man:  So the germs don't get me!

April 25, 2011

Mommy:  Do you have to go potty? 
Little Man:  No.
Mommy:  You are doing the pee-pee dance. Just go to the bathroom.
Little Man:  No!  I don't have to go!
Mommy:  You can pee outside...
Little Man:  Oh ok.  I'll pee outside.

April 21, 2011

Mommy:  Did you have an accident?
Little Man:  I think so.
Mommy:  What happened?
Little Man:  When I eat sausage biscuits they make me go potty in my pants.

April 20, 2011

Little Man:  Mommy, can I push Solo in the pool?
Mommy: No.
Little Man:  But I saw you push him in the pool before.

(I confess, I did..)

April 18, 2011

Little Man:  Mommy, look at my Easter egg.  It's beautiful!
Mommy:  Yes it is!  When we get home we can peel it and eat it.
Little Man: Mommy... (laughing) it's not a chicken anymore!

April 14, 2011

Little Man: (pouting) Mommy, I'm going to walk around with my arms folded like this.
Mommy:  Why?
Little Man:  Because you're not my friend anymore!

April 10, 2011

Daddy:  Why are you yelling for Mommy?
Little Man:  Because I need to tell on you!

April 1, 2011

Mommy: You shouldn't lie about these things. 
Little Man:  Mommy, it wasn't me, it's was something in my throat that was lying.
Mommy:  What's in your throat?
Little Man:  Sausage.  When I eat sausage biscuits it makes me lie. 

March 29, 2011

Mommy, the dog is licking my face!  He thinks I'm applesauce!