Mommy: Why do you always run out of the bathroom?
Little Man: So the germs don't get me!
April 25, 2011
Mommy: Do you have to go potty?
Little Man: No.
Mommy: You are doing the pee-pee dance. Just go to the bathroom.
Little Man: No! I don't have to go!
Mommy: You can pee outside...
Little Man: Oh ok. I'll pee outside.
Little Man: No.
Mommy: You are doing the pee-pee dance. Just go to the bathroom.
Little Man: No! I don't have to go!
Mommy: You can pee outside...
Little Man: Oh ok. I'll pee outside.
April 21, 2011
Mommy: Did you have an accident?
Little Man: I think so.
Mommy: What happened?
Little Man: When I eat sausage biscuits they make me go potty in my pants.
Little Man: I think so.
Mommy: What happened?
Little Man: When I eat sausage biscuits they make me go potty in my pants.
April 20, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, can I push Solo in the pool?
Mommy: No.
Little Man: But I saw you push him in the pool before.
(I confess, I did..)
Mommy: No.
Little Man: But I saw you push him in the pool before.
(I confess, I did..)
April 18, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, look at my Easter egg. It's beautiful!
Mommy: Yes it is! When we get home we can peel it and eat it.
Little Man: Mommy... (laughing) it's not a chicken anymore!
Mommy: Yes it is! When we get home we can peel it and eat it.
Little Man: Mommy... (laughing) it's not a chicken anymore!
April 14, 2011
Little Man: (pouting) Mommy, I'm going to walk around with my arms folded like this.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because you're not my friend anymore!
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because you're not my friend anymore!
April 1, 2011
Mommy: You shouldn't lie about these things.
Little Man: Mommy, it wasn't me, it's was something in my throat that was lying.
Mommy: What's in your throat?
Little Man: Sausage. When I eat sausage biscuits it makes me lie.
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