July 15, 2011

That's funny. I'm about to laugh.

July 11, 2011

Mommy, my stomach hurts.  I think we need to pray for it.

July 8, 2011

(looking at Mommy's feet under the bathroom door) 
Mommy, you are doing it backwards.

July 6, 2011

Mommy, I can't be upstairs by myself because I'm scared of the bear.

July 3, 2011

Little Man:  Did that [baby float] used to be mine when I was a baby?
GiGi:  No, that belongs to another baby that was over here.
Little Man:  GiGi, you do not need to be around any other babies.

July 1, 2011

Mommy:  Come sit by me.
Little Man:  I don't want to.
Mommy:  I'm gonna cry...
Little Man:  Mommy, don't cry.  Do not make drops come from your eyes.

June 20, 2011

Little Man:  Mommy, can we go to PaPa's house?
Mommy:  No, it's too far.
Little Man:  Why?
Mommy:  Because he lives far away.  I wish he lived closer.
Little Man:  Well Mommy, you have to get a penny and find a wishing well and throw the penny in and say that you want PaPa to be closer and then he will be.

June 15, 2011

Mommy:  Put on your shoes, please.
Little Man:  You are mean.
Mommy:  Why?
Little Man:  Cause I don't wanna put on my shoes.
Mommy:  I'm sorry, you have to wear shoes to school.
Little Man: You are not my friend anymore.

June 10, 2011

Mommy, let's put a tattoo on the dog.