Little Man: Happy Birthday PaPa. How old are you?
PaPa: 67
Little Man: YOU ARE OLD!
August 23, 2011
Note from the teacher:
"He hit a classmate with his lunch box. He put his fingers in his ears when I tried to talk to him about it."
Mommy: I know you're a good boy. Why can't you be a good boy in class?
Little Man: It's hard to be good because school is so much fun.
"He hit a classmate with his lunch box. He put his fingers in his ears when I tried to talk to him about it."
Mommy: I know you're a good boy. Why can't you be a good boy in class?
Little Man: It's hard to be good because school is so much fun.
August 19, 2011
Mommy: Why don't you finish your work at school?
Little Man: Because I don't want to mess up.
Mommy: Just remember that everyone makes mistakes. Nobody's perfect.
Little Man: Well Mommy, I am perfect.
Mommy: You are?
Little Man: Yes, I am the only perfect kid in the whole world.
Little Man: Because I don't want to mess up.
Mommy: Just remember that everyone makes mistakes. Nobody's perfect.
Little Man: Well Mommy, I am perfect.
Mommy: You are?
Little Man: Yes, I am the only perfect kid in the whole world.
August 17, 2011
Note from the teacher:
"He refused to finish his paper at school. Please make him finish at home."
Mommy: Why didn't you finish this at school?
Little Man: I didn't want to.
Mommy: Why not?
Little Man: I was just tired of coloring so much.
"He refused to finish his paper at school. Please make him finish at home."
Mommy: Why didn't you finish this at school?
Little Man: I didn't want to.
Mommy: Why not?
Little Man: I was just tired of coloring so much.
August 16, 2011
Note from the PE teacher:
"He was defiant. Refused to exercise. Insisted that he had already exercised enough for the day."
Mommy: Why didn't you listen to the PE teacher?
Little Man: Because I was tired and didn't want to do it anymore.
Mommy: You have to listen to your teacher and do what she says.
Little Man: Why?
"He was defiant. Refused to exercise. Insisted that he had already exercised enough for the day."
Mommy: Why didn't you listen to the PE teacher?
Little Man: Because I was tired and didn't want to do it anymore.
Mommy: You have to listen to your teacher and do what she says.
Little Man: Why?
August 15, 2011
Note from the teacher:
"He was unkind to another student."
Mommy: What did you do?
Little Man: I called his picture ugly.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because I didn't like it!
"He was unkind to another student."
Mommy: What did you do?
Little Man: I called his picture ugly.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because I didn't like it!
August 12. 2011
Little Man: I want you and Daddy to hold hands.
Mommy: Ok.
Little Man: Now kiss.
Mommy: Ok.
Little Man: Again.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because it's bery sweet.
Mommy: Ok.
Little Man: Now kiss.
Mommy: Ok.
Little Man: Again.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because it's bery sweet.
August 10, 2011
Mommy: This note from the teacher says you were mean to your friend at school.
Little Man: I wasn't mean. I just called his picture ugly.
Little Man: I wasn't mean. I just called his picture ugly.
August 8, 2011
(Mommy is super excited to hear about the first day of school)
Mommy: How was your first day of kindergarten?!
Little Man: Fine.
Mommy: Did you have fun?!
Little Man: Yes.
Mommy: What did you do?
Little Man: I don't know.
Mommy: Did you learn anything?
Little Man: I don't remember.
Mommy: (sigh)
Mommy: How was your first day of kindergarten?!
Little Man: Fine.
Mommy: Did you have fun?!
Little Man: Yes.
Mommy: What did you do?
Little Man: I don't know.
Mommy: Did you learn anything?
Little Man: I don't remember.
Mommy: (sigh)
August 4, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, I want to ride the school bus on the first day of school.
Mommy: I think you should let me drive you to school.
Little Man: No, I'm FIVE so I can ride the school bus.
Mommy: I need to go to the school anyways to drop off your medicine.
Little Man: Well, then you can just go by yourself and I'll take the school bus.
Mommy: I think you should let me drive you to school.
Little Man: No, I'm FIVE so I can ride the school bus.
Mommy: I need to go to the school anyways to drop off your medicine.
Little Man: Well, then you can just go by yourself and I'll take the school bus.
July 25, 2011
Little Man: I saw a boy with curly hair. Is that funny?
Mommy: Boys can have curly hair too. Your PaPa has curly hair. That's where I got my curls.
Little Man: Why did you take all of his curly hair?
Mommy: Boys can have curly hair too. Your PaPa has curly hair. That's where I got my curls.
Little Man: Why did you take all of his curly hair?
July 21, 2011
Little Man: Why is Kimmie going to marry?
Mommy: Because that's what people do when they are older and they love each other.
Little Man: Why?
Mommy: That's just what they do.
Little Man: Ok, then I want to marry Carson.
Mommy: Because that's what people do when they are older and they love each other.
Little Man: Why?
Mommy: That's just what they do.
Little Man: Ok, then I want to marry Carson.
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