August 24, 2011

Little Man:  Happy Birthday PaPa.  How old are you?
PaPa: 67
Little Man:  YOU ARE OLD!

August 23, 2011

Note from the teacher:
"He hit a classmate with his lunch box.  He put his fingers in his ears when I tried to talk to him about it."

Mommy:  I know you're a good boy. Why can't you be a good boy in class?
Little Man:  It's hard to be good because school is so much fun.

August 19, 2011

Mommy:  Why don't you finish your work at school?
Little Man:  Because I don't want to mess up.
Mommy:  Just remember that everyone makes mistakes.  Nobody's perfect.
Little Man:  Well Mommy, I am perfect.
Mommy:  You are?
Little Man:  Yes, I am the only perfect kid in the whole world.

August 17, 2011

Note from the teacher:
"He refused to finish his paper at school.  Please make him finish at home."

Mommy:  Why didn't you finish this at school?
Little Man:  I didn't want to.
Mommy:  Why not?
Little Man:  I was just tired of coloring so much. 

August 16, 2011

Note from the PE teacher:
"He was defiant.  Refused to exercise.  Insisted that he had already exercised enough for the day."

Mommy:  Why didn't you listen to the PE teacher?
Little Man:  Because I was tired and didn't want to do it anymore.
Mommy:  You have to listen to your teacher and do what she says.
Little Man:  Why?

August 15, 2011

Note from the teacher:
"He was unkind to another student."

Mommy:  What did you do?
Little Man:  I called his picture ugly.
Mommy:  Why?
Little Man:  Because I didn't like it!

August 12. 2011

Little Man:  I want you and Daddy to hold hands.
Mommy:  Ok.
Little Man:  Now kiss.
Mommy:  Ok.
Little Man:  Again.
Mommy:  Why?
Little Man:  Because it's bery sweet.

August 11, 2011

Mommy, guess what?  I didn't be bad today!

August 10, 2011

Mommy:  This note from the teacher says you were mean to your friend at school.
Little Man:  I wasn't mean.  I just called his picture ugly.

August 8, 2011

(Mommy is super excited to hear about the first day of school)
Mommy:  How was your first day of kindergarten?!
Little Man:  Fine.
Mommy:  Did you have fun?!
Little Man:  Yes.
Mommy:  What did you do?
Little Man:  I don't know.
Mommy:  Did you learn anything?
Little Man:  I don't remember.
Mommy:  (sigh)

August 4, 2011

Little Man:  Mommy, I want to ride the school bus on the first day of school.
Mommy:  I think you should let me drive you to school.
Little Man:  No, I'm FIVE so I can ride the school bus.
Mommy:  I need to go to the school anyways to drop off your medicine.
Little Man:  Well, then you can just go by yourself and I'll take the school bus.

July 25, 2011

Little Man:  I saw a boy with curly hair.  Is that funny?
Mommy:  Boys can have curly hair too.  Your PaPa has curly hair.  That's where I got my curls.
Little Man:  Why did you take all of his curly hair?

July 21, 2011

Little Man:  Why is Kimmie going to marry?
Mommy:  Because that's what people do when they are older and they love each other.
Little Man:  Why?
Mommy:  That's just what they do.
Little Man:  Ok, then I want to marry Carson.