Daddy takes Little Man to get a hair cut.
Hairdresser: Who is that handsome guy in the mirror?
Little Man: That's Daddy.
September 12, 2011
Note from teacher:
"[Little Man] continues to make poor choices. It seems his only goal was to have all attention on him even if it was through misbehavior."
Mommy: What did you do this time?
Little Man: Ummm.... I didn't listen?
"[Little Man] continues to make poor choices. It seems his only goal was to have all attention on him even if it was through misbehavior."
Mommy: What did you do this time?
Little Man: Ummm.... I didn't listen?
September 7, 2011
Mommy: Did you get any bad notes today?
Little Man: I don't know. Maybe. I think so. I was just a little bad.
Mommy: I'll look in your notebook when we get home.
Little Man: Ok, but just keep smiling when you read it.
Little Man: I don't know. Maybe. I think so. I was just a little bad.
Mommy: I'll look in your notebook when we get home.
Little Man: Ok, but just keep smiling when you read it.
September 5, 2011
Dianne: If you are real good at school and don't bring home any bad notes for four days then I'll take you to the park or we can get some ice cream.
Little Man: Four days is too many.
Dianne: No it's not. A normal week is five days. This week is only four days.
Little Man: Ok, but I want to go the park AND get ice cream.
Little Man: Four days is too many.
Dianne: No it's not. A normal week is five days. This week is only four days.
Little Man: Ok, but I want to go the park AND get ice cream.
September 2, 2011
Note from the teacher:
"[Little Man] continues to hit other children with his lunch box during lunch. Please do not allow him to bring his lunch box to school. Have him bring his lunch in a plastic grocery bag. "
Mommy: Why are you hitting other kids with your lunch box?
Little Man: I don't know...
"[Little Man] continues to hit other children with his lunch box during lunch. Please do not allow him to bring his lunch box to school. Have him bring his lunch in a plastic grocery bag. "
Mommy: Why are you hitting other kids with your lunch box?
Little Man: I don't know...
September 1, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, I have a new friend. She doesn't know how to walk.
Mommy: She doesn't?
Little Man: No, she has to use a wheelie chair.
Mommy: She doesn't?
Little Man: No, she has to use a wheelie chair.
August 29, 2011
Mommy: So what did you do at school today?
Little Man: Nothing.
Mommy: You must have done something. What did you learn?
Little Man: I don't know.
Mommy: What do you mean you don't know?
Little Man: Mommy, just stop talking.
Little Man: Nothing.
Mommy: You must have done something. What did you learn?
Little Man: I don't know.
Mommy: What do you mean you don't know?
Little Man: Mommy, just stop talking.
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