September 17, 2011

Daddy takes Little Man to get a hair cut.

Hairdresser:  Who is that handsome guy in the mirror?
Little Man:  That's Daddy.

September 12, 2011

Note from teacher:
"[Little Man] continues to make poor choices.  It seems his only goal was to have all attention on him even if it was through misbehavior."

Mommy:  What did you do this time?
Little Man:  Ummm....  I didn't listen?

September 7, 2011

Mommy:  Did you get any bad notes today?
Little Man:  I don't know.  Maybe.  I think so.  I was just a little bad.
Mommy:  I'll look in your notebook when we get home.
Little Man:  Ok, but just keep smiling when you read it.

September 5, 2011

Dianne:  If you are real good at school and don't bring home any bad notes for four days then I'll take you to the park or we can get some ice cream.
Little Man:  Four days is too many.
Dianne:  No it's not.  A normal week is five days.  This week is only four days.
Little Man:  Ok, but I want to go the park AND get ice cream.

September 2, 2011

Note from the teacher:
"[Little Man] continues to hit other children with his lunch box during lunch.  Please do not allow him to bring his lunch box to school.  Have him bring his lunch in a plastic grocery bag. "

Mommy:  Why are you hitting other kids with your lunch box?
Little Man:  I don't know...

September 1, 2011

Little Man:  Mommy, I have a new friend.  She doesn't know how to walk.
Mommy:  She doesn't?
Little Man:  No, she has to use a wheelie chair.

August 29, 2011

Mommy:  So what did you do at school today?
Little Man:  Nothing.
Mommy:  You must have done something.  What did you learn?
Little Man:  I don't know.
Mommy:  What do you mean you don't know?
Little Man:  Mommy, just stop talking.