October 14, 2011

Little Man:  Mommy, can I put glitter on my face?
Mommy:  No, that's usually just for girls.
Little Man:  Well then can I put glitter on your face?
Mommy:  No, because that's glitter glue.
Little Man:  Well... how long do you want to keep it on your face?

October 11, 2011

I don't want to eat anymore.  I'm full.  But I'm only full of chicken.  I'm not full of ice cream.  So get me some ice cream.

October 10, 2011

Mommy, will you put on some cool music so I can dance?

October 6, 2011

Little Man:  Mommy, do monkeys lay eggs?
Mommy:  No.
Little Man:  Then where do their babies come from?
Mommy:  They grow in their tummies.
Little Man:  Like humans?

October 3, 2011

Daddy:  What did you learn at school today?
Little Man:  I can't remember.
Daddy:  Did you do any math?
Little Man:  No, we don't do math anymore because I learned all of it already.

September 27, 2011

Little Man:  I like this song because it says "Who Wally".  (Wally is PaPa's dog)
Mommy:  No, it says "Who Are You". (by The Who)
Little Man:  No, it says "Who Wally".

September 20, 2011

Aunt Kimmie, I can't marry you anymore because I'm going to marry Areila with I grow up.  I love her.