December 13, 2011

Mommy, I think that cows make milk from the same place that they pee.

December 10, 2011

Mommy, that boy looks like a girl.

December 6, 2011

(pointing to his toes)
This little piggy went to market and tooted.
This little piggy stayed home and tooted.
This little piggy had roast beef and tooted.
And this little piggy stayed home and tooted.
And this little piggy went wee wee wee and tooted all the way home.

December 3, 2011

Little Man: Mommy, I need to make a little cone for Harry (his stuffed animal dog).
Mommy:  Why?
Little Man:  I need to put it on his head so he doesn't bite his tail.

December 1, 2011

Mommy:  When's your birthday?
Little Man:  I don't remember because it was so long ago.