January 25, 2012

Note from the teacher:
"[Little Man] slid his lunchbox down the hall....When I spoke to him about following the rules he squinted his eyes, pursed his lips, and made a very disrespectful sound."

Mommy:  What kind of noise did you make?
Little Man:  I can't remember.

January 20, 2012

Mommy, I was a little bad today.  So you are probably going to have a lot of notes from the teacher.

January 16, 2012

Little Man:  I want some more snacks.
Mommy:  How about some fruits or veggies?
Little Man:  Yuk!  Fruits or veggies cannot be snacks.
Mommy:  Of course they can.
Little Man:  No Mommy.  I am right and you are wrong because I know everything.
Mommy:  Oh, you do?
Little Man:  Yes, because God told me I know everything, so no fruits and veggies.

January 13, 2012

Daddy:  Stop hiding and get in the car.
Little Man:  (giggle)
Daddy:  Ok then, I'll just have to leave you here (at GiGi's).
Little Man:  Yay!!

January 11, 2012

(At Chick-fil-a)
I know that's not a real cow because he's waving and real cows don't wave.

January 8, 2012

Church Member (to Mommy):  Where's your man?
Little Man:  I'm right here!

January 7, 2012

Mommy, when I see Solo drinking out of the toilet, I just shut the lid on his head.

January 5, 2012

(His first tooth came out!)
Mommy, I have to sleep in your bed tonight because the toof fairy won't be able to get under my pillow with my head laying on it.

January 2, 2012

Mommy, this is your "top tummy" (pointing to Mommy's chest).

January 1, 2012

Mommy:  I'm hearing music in my head.
Little Man: (puts ear to Mommy's head) Let me listen to your head and see of I can hear music too.

December 30, 2011

Can you be quiet?  I'm trying to dream.

December 27, 2011

I want to open presents everyday.  Can you give me some more presents to open?