May 5, 2012

Little Man:  Mommy, let's play Mario Kart.
Mommy:  I'm pretty tired from my sunburn - see how red my face is?
Little Man:  Mommy... you don't have to use your face to play, just your hands.

April 30, 2012

Mommy, I know how to get to school so just let me drive the golf cart by myself every morning.

April 25, 2012

Mommy, you have BIG hands and BIG feet and BIG hair.

April 19, 2012

I wish I could just eat bacon all the time.

April 10, 2012

Little Man:  I don't want to go to school today.
Mommy:  You need to go so you can learn something.
Little Man:  But I already know everything, so let's just stay home and play Mario Kart.