August 20, 2012

(pouting)
Mommy, I don't like first grade.  The teacher doesn't give us any free time and we had lots of free time in kindergarten.  All we do is work!

August 17, 2012

(standing in line at Walmart talking to a stranger)
Are you a boy or a girl?

August 13, 2012

Mommy:  I'm so proud of you!  You got a 100 on your spelling test!
Little Man: (grumpy face) But it was hard and I didn't like doing it.  And I don't want to do it anymore!

August 5, 2012

Can I just play my DS in school?

August 1, 2012

Mommy, do you know how I got the rocket upstairs?  I thought about it in my mind and then I just did it.  Isn't that cool?

July 26, 2012

Here's some money, Mommy.  I want you to use it to buy Legos from me.  Then I want you to play with the Legos.

July 20, 2012

Daddy:  Did you have fun at summer camp today?
Little Man:  Do you mean "fun" or "too much fun" ?
Daddy:  What's "too much fun"?
Little Man:  It's like "fun" except you pee in your pants a little.

July 17, 2012

Mommy:  Can you answer my question?
Little Man:  I don't want to tell you the answer because I don't want you to know.
Mommy:  Then how do I know that you know the answer?
Little Man:  I know the answer.  I just don't want YOU to know the answer because I don't want you to know everything.

July 10, 2012

Mommy, I really don't need to go back to school because I already know everything.

July 3, 2012

Mommy, I want my own phone.

June 30, 2012

Little Man:  Will you sleep in my tent tonight?
Mommy:  I can't sleep on the floor all night because it hurts my back.
Little Man:  Ok.  Then I'll put a blanket down so you will be on the blanket and not the floor.

June 21, 2012

Little Man:  How did you learn about gas and oil and what they do in cars?
Mommy:  I read it in a book.
Little Man: You can learn from books?
Mommy:  Yes.
Little Man:  So I don't have to go to school?  I can just read books?

June 15, 2012

Mommy, when I go grow up I want to wear all black and be a ninja.