September 25, 2012

Mommy, today I ran really fast after lunch and my tummy felt so big.  It was going flip flop flip flop.  It was almost as big as yours.

September 24, 2012

Mommy, I want a mohawk.  And I want to make it green.

September 20, 2012

I don't want to give my tooth to the tooth fairy.  I'm going to take it to school and if any kid wants to see it, they have to pay me ten dollars.

September 17, 2012

Mommy:  What's the answer?
Little Man:  I don't want to tell you.
Mommy:  Why not?
Little Man:  Because I know everything in the world and I don't want you to know everything.

September 13, 2012

Mommy works a lot more than Daddy.

September 9, 2012

Mommy, if we put glitter on this painting then it will be fabulous.

September 5, 2012

Mommy, I just love you so much that I just can't stop saying "I love you".

September 2, 2012

Little Man:  Mommy, I'm just dreaming. 

Mommy:  But you are awake and your eyes are open.

Little Man:  I dream better when my eyes are open. 

August 25, 2012

Mommy:  Why did you tell the gym teacher that you didn't know how to jog?
Little Man:  Because I was tired and didn't want to.