October 19, 2012

Mommy:  I didn't hear my alarm clock go off this morning.
Little Man:  What do you mean, "go off"?
Mommy:  I didn't hear it beeping.
Little Man:  Mommy, I think you meant to say, "go on".  It can't beep if it's off.

October 15, 2012

I just love Spongebob.

October 8, 2012

Little Man:  Mommy, can you get me a baby brother?  I really want a baby brother.
Mommy:  Uhh....  how about a puppy instead?
Little Man:  OK!

October 4, 2012

Mommy, I want a puppy that I can carry around all the time.

September 28, 2012

Mommy, I feel like my body could just burst open with I love you's.