December 16, 2012

Little Man:  Mommy, I don't want to go to church.
Mommy:  Why not?
Little Man:  Because it takes too long.
Mommy:  It's not that long.
Little Man:  Yes it is - and I don't like anything that cuts into my playtime.

December 14, 2012

Mommy, I shook this present and I already know what's inside.  So you have to let me open it now.

December 12, 2012

Little Man: Mommy, do you think people can ever go to the North Pole?
Mommy:  No - it's too cold up there.
Little Man:  But what about Santa? 
Mommy:  Santa has a special suit that keeps him warm.
Little Man:  Well then we just need some clothes like that and we can go.  Ok?  So can we go?

December 11, 2012

Mommy!  I got to be the line leader today!

December 8, 2012

Little Man:  Mommy, how come some kids are bigger than their parents?
Mommy:  You'll be bigger than me one day.
Little Man:  Are you kidding me?

December 4, 2012

Mommy, I put a shirt over Ralphie (the elf on the shelf) because I didn't want him to see me changing my clothes.

December 1, 2012

Since my birthday is coming up, can I start driving?