January 7, 2013

Mommy:  Why are you wearing a different shirt from this morning?
Little Man:  Well, I was on the playground and I fell in dog poop.  So the teacher sent me to the nurse.  The nurse took off my shirt, and she saw my belly.  Then she gave me a new shirt.

January 6, 2013

Mommy, you are a weird woman.

December 25, 2012

I have the most presents!!

December 20, 2012

Little Man:  How come we leave cookies and milk for Santa, but nothing for the reindeer?
Mom:  The reindeer don't come down the chimney.
Little Man:  I want to leave carrots out and then Santa can take them up to the reindeer, because the reindeer are gonna be hungry, too.