Little Man: Mommy, are you wearing make-up? Mommy: No. Little Man: You should, because it would make you look younger. Mommy: Where did you learn that? Little Man: I heard it on TV.
Little Man: Mommy, why do you have all these boxes? Mommy: They are for a friend at work. Little Man: But why are they broken? Mommy: I broke them down to fit them in my car. She's going to put them back together and use them to move. Little Man: Oooooh, I get it. She's a box maker.