June 2, 2013

Little Man:  Mommy, are you wearing make-up?
Mommy:  No.
Little Man:  You should, because it would make you look younger.
Mommy:  Where did you learn that?
Little Man:  I heard it on TV.

May 27, 2013

Mommy, wouldn't it be nice if we didn't have to use money in this world?  Then we could just all have whatever we wanted.

May 15, 2013

Little Man:  Mommy, why do you have all these boxes?
Mommy:  They are for a friend at work.
Little Man:  But why are they broken?
Mommy:  I broke them down to fit them in my car.  She's going to put them back together and use them to move.
Little Man:  Oooooh, I get it.  She's a box maker.