September 10, 2013

Mommy:  He didn't answer the phone.
Little Man:  That probably means he's dead.
Mommy:  You've been watching too much TV.

September 9, 2013

Mommy: Can I see your [school] folder?
Little Man: Wait, I just need to tell you something first. I got 3 bad notes today.
Mommy:  Why?
Little Man: My brain just wasn't working right today.
Mommy:  Why not?
Little Man: Because I accidentally got soap in my mouth and then I stood on my head for a long time so the soap went into my brain.  So my brain wasn't working right today.

August 25, 2013

Note from the school nurse: 
Benjamin was complaining of a stomach ache.  He said it was because mom put a bug in his milk this morning.

August 15, 2013

Little Man: Mommy, I really like my new school.
Mommy:  Good!  Why do you like it so much?
Little Man:  Because it's easy and the teachers are crazy like me.