Mommy: He didn't answer the phone.
Little Man: That probably means he's dead.
Mommy: You've been watching too much TV.
September 9, 2013
Mommy: Can I see your [school] folder?
Little Man: Wait, I just need to tell you something first. I got 3 bad notes today.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: My brain just wasn't working right today.
Mommy: Why not?
Little Man: Because I accidentally got soap in my mouth and then I stood on my head for a long time so the soap went into my brain. So my brain wasn't working right today.
Little Man: Wait, I just need to tell you something first. I got 3 bad notes today.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: My brain just wasn't working right today.
Mommy: Why not?
Little Man: Because I accidentally got soap in my mouth and then I stood on my head for a long time so the soap went into my brain. So my brain wasn't working right today.
August 25, 2013
Note from the school nurse:
Benjamin was complaining of a stomach ache. He said it was because mom put a bug in his milk this morning.
Benjamin was complaining of a stomach ache. He said it was because mom put a bug in his milk this morning.
August 15, 2013
Little Man: Mommy, I really like my new school.
Mommy: Good! Why do you like it so much?
Little Man: Because it's easy and the teachers are crazy like me.
Mommy: Good! Why do you like it so much?
Little Man: Because it's easy and the teachers are crazy like me.
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