Little Man: Mommy, look - Stash has strings on his nose.
Mommy: Those are called whiskers.
Little Man: Whiskers?!
February 23, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, you are a girl and daddy is a boy.
Mommy: Is Stash a boy?
Little Man: No, Stash is my friend.
Mommy: Is Stash a boy?
Little Man: No, Stash is my friend.
February 22, 2010
Little Man: Where are we going Mommy?
Mommy: We're going to school.
Little Man: No, we can't go to school! It's dark outside! We need to go to church!
Mommy: We're going to school.
Little Man: No, we can't go to school! It's dark outside! We need to go to church!
February 20, 2010
Little Man: We need to go to church.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because my mouth said that we need to go to church.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because my mouth said that we need to go to church.
February 19, 2010
As we are driving to school
Mommy! The sun is out! Now we can go get my pet zebra!
Mommy! The sun is out! Now we can go get my pet zebra!
February 18, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, Miss Claudia said I need a pet.
Mommy: You already have a pet - Stash [the dog].
Little Man: No, I need another pet.
Mommy: What do you want?
Little Man: I want a zebra. (he pronounces it zshee-bra)
Mommy: You want a zebra?
Little Man: Yes, we have to get in the car and go get one. (as he's walking to the door)
Mommy: We can't go right now because it's night time and the zoo is closed.
Little Man: No it's not.
Mommy: Yes it is. All the animals are sleeping.
Little Man: Oooooooooh......
Mommy: You already have a pet - Stash [the dog].
Little Man: No, I need another pet.
Mommy: What do you want?
Little Man: I want a zebra. (he pronounces it zshee-bra)
Mommy: You want a zebra?
Little Man: Yes, we have to get in the car and go get one. (as he's walking to the door)
Mommy: We can't go right now because it's night time and the zoo is closed.
Little Man: No it's not.
Mommy: Yes it is. All the animals are sleeping.
Little Man: Oooooooooh......
February 15, 2010
On the way to school
Little Man: Mommy, are we going to see Megan today?
Mommy: Yes. Is she your friend again?
Little Man: Yes, she's my friend.
Mommy: Is she still being mean to you?
Little Man: No, she's being nice to me.
Mommy: What are you going to do if she starts being mean to you again?
He puts out his hand and makes the stop motion
Little Man: I'm gonna say STOP!!
Little Man: Mommy, are we going to see Megan today?
Mommy: Yes. Is she your friend again?
Little Man: Yes, she's my friend.
Mommy: Is she still being mean to you?
Little Man: No, she's being nice to me.
Mommy: What are you going to do if she starts being mean to you again?
He puts out his hand and makes the stop motion
Little Man: I'm gonna say STOP!!
February 13, 2010
As we are walking in the snow
Mommy, it's crunchy..... I like it.
After coming inside from the snow
Little Man: Mommy, it's dark!
Mommy: No, your eyes just need to adjust because it was so bright outside.
Little Man: We have to turn on lights!
He turns on all the lights
Mommy: Is that better?
Little Man: Woah.... everything looks pink!
Mommy, it's crunchy..... I like it.
After coming inside from the snow
Little Man: Mommy, it's dark!
Mommy: No, your eyes just need to adjust because it was so bright outside.
Little Man: We have to turn on lights!
He turns on all the lights
Mommy: Is that better?
Little Man: Woah.... everything looks pink!
February 12, 2010
Little Man: Megan is not my best friend anymore.
Daddy: Why not?
Little Man: Because she's not my friend.
Daddy: But why?
Little Man: Because Mommy is my friend now.
Daddy: Why not?
Little Man: Because she's not my friend.
Daddy: But why?
Little Man: Because Mommy is my friend now.
February 11, 2010
Accelerating fast after the light turned green-
Little Man: Mommy, you fast!
Mommy: I know.
Little Man: You like McQueen!
Mommy: I know.
Little Man: You car is like McQueen!
I really need to teach him the proper use of "you" and "your". But he just sounds so cute...
Little Man: Mommy, you fast!
Mommy: I know.
Little Man: You like McQueen!
Mommy: I know.
Little Man: You car is like McQueen!
I really need to teach him the proper use of "you" and "your". But he just sounds so cute...
February 10, 2010
He's watching cars take a short cut on a gravel road.
Little Man: Mommy, you have to go that way.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because you have to.
So I turn on the gravel road.
Little Man: Woah! Yay for Mommy! Yaaaaaaaay! You did it Mommy!
Mommy: I did it?
Little Man: Yes! You did it!
Where's my gold star?
Little Man: Mommy, you have to go that way.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because you have to.
So I turn on the gravel road.
Little Man: Woah! Yay for Mommy! Yaaaaaaaay! You did it Mommy!
Mommy: I did it?
Little Man: Yes! You did it!
Where's my gold star?
February 9, 2010
Out of the blue he says
Daddy, you rock!
Are they playing Guitar Hero in preschool?
Daddy, you rock!
Are they playing Guitar Hero in preschool?
February 8, 2010
He's obsessed with Disney's new show, Chuggington.
Little Man: Let me watch choo-choo trains.
Mommy: That's not how you ask.
Little Man: Pweese let me watch choo-choo trains.
Mommy: "MAY I please watch choo-choo trains"
Little Man: Pweese.... Let me.... May I......pweese... watch choo-choo trains?
Little Man: Let me watch choo-choo trains.
Mommy: That's not how you ask.
Little Man: Pweese let me watch choo-choo trains.
Mommy: "MAY I please watch choo-choo trains"
Little Man: Pweese.... Let me.... May I......pweese... watch choo-choo trains?
February 2, 2010
Looking at his friend's baby brother
Little Man: Is that a baby?
Mommy: Yes
Little Man: We don't got a baby.
Mommy: No, we sure don't.
Little Man: Mommy, we need a baby.
Later that night
Daddy: Did you see a baby today?
Little Man: Yes
Daddy: Do you want a baby?
Little Man: Yes
Daddy: Do you want a brother or a sister?
Little Man: Umm... a brother!
Daddy: Don't you want a little girl?
Little Man: Yes, I want a girl brother.
Little Man: Is that a baby?
Mommy: Yes
Little Man: We don't got a baby.
Mommy: No, we sure don't.
Little Man: Mommy, we need a baby.
Later that night
Daddy: Did you see a baby today?
Little Man: Yes
Daddy: Do you want a baby?
Little Man: Yes
Daddy: Do you want a brother or a sister?
Little Man: Umm... a brother!
Daddy: Don't you want a little girl?
Little Man: Yes, I want a girl brother.
January 30, 2010
Mommy: Are you my cutie pie?
Little Man: Yes.
Mommy: Are you my cupcake?
Little Man: No. I'm your cootie pie.
Little Man: Yes.
Mommy: Are you my cupcake?
Little Man: No. I'm your cootie pie.
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