He's watching cars take a short cut on a gravel road.
Little Man: Mommy, you have to go that way.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because you have to.
So I turn on the gravel road.
Little Man: Woah! Yay for Mommy! Yaaaaaaaay! You did it Mommy!
Mommy: I did it?
Little Man: Yes! You did it!
Where's my gold star?