(At a drive thru - he rolls down the window himself)
Hi!!!
Gimme my Chick-fil-a!
March 28, 2010
(Yelling from his bedroom)
Mommy!
You need to come lay down with me!
And don't say "In a minute"!
Mommy!
You need to come lay down with me!
And don't say "In a minute"!
March 24, 2010
Little Man: I'm a puppy dog!
Mommy: Ok puppy dog, we need to get dressed.
Little Man: No, puppy dogs don't wear clothes.
Mommy: Well, how are you going to go to school?
Little Man: Naked!
Mommy: Ok puppy dog, we need to get dressed.
Little Man: No, puppy dogs don't wear clothes.
Mommy: Well, how are you going to go to school?
Little Man: Naked!
March 18, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, what's that?
Mommy: Those are mountains.
Little Man: Oh... they're kinda dirty.
Mommy: Those are mountains.
Little Man: Oh... they're kinda dirty.
March 14, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, you got to turn it [the radio] down.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because I can't hear.
Mommy: You can't hear what?
Little Man: I can't hear my mouth.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because I can't hear.
Mommy: You can't hear what?
Little Man: I can't hear my mouth.
March 13, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, is it dark?
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: Why is it dark?
Mommy: Because the sun hasn't come up yet.
Little Man: But why?
Mommy: Because it's not ready to come up yet.
Little Man: But... but... but who makes it dark?
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: Why is it dark?
Mommy: Because the sun hasn't come up yet.
Little Man: But why?
Mommy: Because it's not ready to come up yet.
Little Man: But... but... but who makes it dark?
March 12, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, who's your best friend?
Mommy: Robin.
Little Man: Ohhh...
Mommy: Who's your best friend?
Little Man: You.
(((((warm fuzzy)))))
Mommy: Robin.
Little Man: Ohhh...
Mommy: Who's your best friend?
Little Man: You.
(((((warm fuzzy)))))
March 9, 2010
Little Man: What does my shirt say?
Mommy: It says "Handsome Irish Boy"
Little Man: Oooooh....
Mommy: That means you're a cutie pie.
Little Man: No it doesn't... It means I'm a PIRATE!
Mommy: It says "Handsome Irish Boy"
Little Man: Oooooh....
Mommy: That means you're a cutie pie.
Little Man: No it doesn't... It means I'm a PIRATE!
March 6, 2010
Little Man: I'm a lion! Roar!!
Mommy: What animal is Daddy?
Little Man: He's a horse.
Mommy: What am I?
Little Man: You're an elephant.
(Daddy is trying to hide his laughing)
Mommy: No, that's too big. I need to be a smaller animal.
Little Man: Ok. You're a small elephant.
(Daddy laughs harder)
Mommy: What animal is Daddy?
Little Man: He's a horse.
Mommy: What am I?
Little Man: You're an elephant.
(Daddy is trying to hide his laughing)
Mommy: No, that's too big. I need to be a smaller animal.
Little Man: Ok. You're a small elephant.
(Daddy laughs harder)
March 1, 2010
He's eating a strawberry poptart for the first time. He bites into it..
Little Man: I can't eat this.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because it has bleed in it.
Little Man: I can't eat this.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because it has bleed in it.
February 28, 2010
Little Man: I'm a puppy dog!
He starts barking and panting.
Daddy: Go to bed puppy dog.
Little Man: Puppy dogs don't sleep on the bed, they sleep on the floor.
He starts barking and panting.
Daddy: Go to bed puppy dog.
Little Man: Puppy dogs don't sleep on the bed, they sleep on the floor.
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