Little Man: I'm a lion! Roar!!
Mommy: What animal is Daddy?
Little Man: He's a horse.
Mommy: What am I?
Little Man: You're an elephant.
(Daddy is trying to hide his laughing)
Mommy: No, that's too big. I need to be a smaller animal.
Little Man: Ok. You're a small elephant.
(Daddy laughs harder)