May 27, 2011

Little Man:  Mommy, let's marry.
Mommy:  I'm married to Daddy.
Little Man:  Ok, then let's just pretend to marry.

May 25, 2011

Daddy: What happened to your shirt?
Little Man:  Solo ate a hole in it.
Daddy:  Don't lie.  I saw you cutting your shirt with scissors.
Little Man:  Well, it was just an accident.  I accidently cut a big hole in my shirt.

May 24, 2011

She's a BIG girl...

May 22, 2011

Mommy, sometimes if I can't find my games to my DS it means that a ghost took them.  So we need to find the ghosts and get the games back.

May 17th, 2011

Mommy, I don't want to go to school today.  I just want to stay home and play with my legos.

May 13, 2011

Mommy, just stop talking.

May 10, 2011

Little Man:  Mommy let's color together.
Mommy:  Ok.  Can I color how I want to?
Little Man:  Yes, but you have to use the colors I give you and only color what I tell you to.
Mommy:  That doesn't sound like I get to color how I want to.
Little Man:  Well you have to.  Because if you don't I will be sad and if I'm sad then I will have to scribble all over your picture.
Mommy:  That doesn't sound very nice.
Little Man:  I know, so you have to do what I tell you to.

May 7, 2011

Little Man:  Mommy, are you sick?
Mommy:  No, why?
Little Man:  Because you have black things under your eyes .

May 5, 2011

(home sick)
You know what?  I bet my friends are missing me.  They are saying "Where's Benjamin?  I bet he's sick".