Little Man: Mommy let's color together.
Mommy: Ok. Can I color how I want to?
Little Man: Yes, but you have to use the colors I give you and only color what I tell you to.
Mommy: That doesn't sound like I get to color how I want to.
Little Man: Well you have to. Because if you don't I will be sad and if I'm sad then I will have to scribble all over your picture.
Mommy: That doesn't sound very nice.
Little Man: I know, so you have to do what I tell you to.
