November 12, 2011
Mommy: Why did you try to steal a fork from the restaurant?
Little Man: (sigh)... I don't know...
Little Man: (sigh)
November 7, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, I'm always the last one in class every day.
Mommy: But you aren't late....
Little Man: You need to get out of bed on time!
Mommy: But you aren't late....
Little Man: You need to get out of bed on time!
November 2, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, can I put paint on my eyes like some people do?
Mommy: No, that's just for girls.
Little Man: Well it can be for girls and for me.
Mommy: No, that's just for girls.
Little Man: Well it can be for girls and for me.
October 31, 2011
(Deciding what to take from a bowl while trick-or-treating)
I want the apple and I'll get a piece of candy for Daddy.
I want the apple and I'll get a piece of candy for Daddy.
October 29, 2011
I thought only girls had curly hair, but then I met a boy at school and he had curly hair. So now I know that only girls have curly hair and one boy has curly hair.
October 23, 2011
Little Man: Can we get another dog?
Mommy: You already have a dog.
Little Man: I just want a little dog that I can carry around everywhere.
Mommy: You already have a dog.
Little Man: I just want a little dog that I can carry around everywhere.
October 20, 2011
Mommy: The note from your teacher said that on Halloween you can dress up like what you want to be when you grow up.
Little Man: Ok, I want to be Spiderman.
Mommy: You can't dress up as Spiderman....
Little Man: Why not?
Mommy: Because your teacher doesn't want you to be creative.
Little Man: What can I dress up as?
Mommy: How about a fireman?
Little Man: Ok! Can I have an ax?
Little Man: Ok, I want to be Spiderman.
Mommy: You can't dress up as Spiderman....
Little Man: Why not?
Mommy: Because your teacher doesn't want you to be creative.
Little Man: What can I dress up as?
Mommy: How about a fireman?
Little Man: Ok! Can I have an ax?
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