Mommy: The note from your teacher said that on Halloween you can dress up like what you want to be when you grow up.
Little Man: Ok, I want to be Spiderman.
Mommy: You can't dress up as Spiderman....
Little Man: Why not?
Mommy: Because your teacher doesn't want you to be creative.
Little Man: What can I dress up as?
Mommy: How about a fireman?
Little Man: Ok! Can I have an ax?
