Mommy: Why not?
Little Man: Because it takes too long.
Mommy: It's not that long.
Little Man: Yes it is - and I don't like anything that cuts into my playtime.
December 14, 2012
Mommy, I shook this present and I already know what's inside. So you have to let me open it now.
December 12, 2012
Little Man: Mommy, do you think people can ever go to the North Pole?
Mommy: No - it's too cold up there.
Little Man: But what about Santa?
Mommy: Santa has a special suit that keeps him warm.
Little Man: Well then we just need some clothes like that and we can go. Ok? So can we go?
December 8, 2012
Little Man: Mommy, how come some kids are bigger than their parents?
Mommy: You'll be bigger than me one day.
Little Man: Are you kidding me?
Mommy: You'll be bigger than me one day.
Little Man: Are you kidding me?
December 4, 2012
Mommy, I put a shirt over Ralphie (the elf on the shelf) because I didn't want him to see me changing my clothes.
November 23, 2012
Throwing leaves into the fire pit.
Look at the big fire! That's the greatest thing I've ever seen!
Look at the big fire! That's the greatest thing I've ever seen!
November 19, 2012
He got a stomach bug after eating spaghetti.
Mommy, I don't ever want to eat spaghetti again. Throwing up is no fun.
Mommy, I don't ever want to eat spaghetti again. Throwing up is no fun.
November 8, 2012
Little Man: Does Santa live in the North Pole?
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: But why? It's really cold up there.
November 4, 2012
After taking communion for the first time -
Mommy, that was yummy. Can I get in line again?
October 19, 2012
Mommy: I didn't hear my alarm clock go off this morning.
Little Man: What do you mean, "go off"?
Mommy: I didn't hear it beeping.
Little Man: Mommy, I think you meant to say, "go on". It can't beep if it's off.
Little Man: What do you mean, "go off"?
Mommy: I didn't hear it beeping.
Little Man: Mommy, I think you meant to say, "go on". It can't beep if it's off.
October 8, 2012
Little Man: Mommy, can you get me a baby brother? I really want a baby brother.
Mommy: Uhh.... how about a puppy instead?
Little Man: OK!
Mommy: Uhh.... how about a puppy instead?
Little Man: OK!
September 25, 2012
Mommy, today I ran really fast after lunch and my tummy felt so big. It was going flip flop flip flop. It was almost as big as yours.
September 20, 2012
I don't want to give my tooth to the tooth fairy. I'm going to take it to school and if any kid wants to see it, they have to pay me ten dollars.
September 17, 2012
Mommy: What's the answer?
Little Man: I don't want to tell you.
Mommy: Why not?
Little Man: Because I know everything in the world and I don't want you to know everything.
Little Man: I don't want to tell you.
Mommy: Why not?
Little Man: Because I know everything in the world and I don't want you to know everything.
September 2, 2012
Little Man: Mommy, I'm just dreaming.
Mommy: But you are awake and your eyes are open.
Little Man: I dream better when my eyes are open.
August 25, 2012
Mommy: Why did you tell the gym teacher that you didn't know how to jog?
Little Man: Because I was tired and didn't want to.
Little Man: Because I was tired and didn't want to.
August 20, 2012
(pouting)
Mommy, I don't like first grade. The teacher doesn't give us any free time and we had lots of free time in kindergarten. All we do is work!
Mommy, I don't like first grade. The teacher doesn't give us any free time and we had lots of free time in kindergarten. All we do is work!
August 13, 2012
Mommy: I'm so proud of you! You got a 100 on your spelling test!
Little Man: (grumpy face) But it was hard and I didn't like doing it. And I don't want to do it anymore!
Little Man: (grumpy face) But it was hard and I didn't like doing it. And I don't want to do it anymore!
August 1, 2012
Mommy, do you know how I got the rocket upstairs? I thought about it in my mind and then I just did it. Isn't that cool?
July 26, 2012
Here's some money, Mommy. I want you to use it to buy Legos from me. Then I want you to play with the Legos.
July 20, 2012
Daddy: Did you have fun at summer camp today?
Little Man: Do you mean "fun" or "too much fun" ?
Daddy: What's "too much fun"?
Little Man: It's like "fun" except you pee in your pants a little.
Little Man: Do you mean "fun" or "too much fun" ?
Daddy: What's "too much fun"?
Little Man: It's like "fun" except you pee in your pants a little.
July 17, 2012
Mommy: Can you answer my question?
Little Man: I don't want to tell you the answer because I don't want you to know.
Mommy: Then how do I know that you know the answer?
Little Man: I know the answer. I just don't want YOU to know the answer because I don't want you to know everything.
Little Man: I don't want to tell you the answer because I don't want you to know.
Mommy: Then how do I know that you know the answer?
Little Man: I know the answer. I just don't want YOU to know the answer because I don't want you to know everything.
June 30, 2012
Little Man: Will you sleep in my tent tonight?
Mommy: I can't sleep on the floor all night because it hurts my back.
Little Man: Ok. Then I'll put a blanket down so you will be on the blanket and not the floor.
Mommy: I can't sleep on the floor all night because it hurts my back.
Little Man: Ok. Then I'll put a blanket down so you will be on the blanket and not the floor.
June 21, 2012
Little Man: How did you learn about gas and oil and what they do in cars?
Mommy: I read it in a book.
Little Man: You can learn from books?
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: So I don't have to go to school? I can just read books?
Mommy: I read it in a book.
Little Man: You can learn from books?
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: So I don't have to go to school? I can just read books?
June 4, 2012
Little Man: Mommy, I want to be a brother.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because I want lots of kids at my house. I want a little brother and a little sister. And I want a big brother and a big sister.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because I want lots of kids at my house. I want a little brother and a little sister. And I want a big brother and a big sister.
May 21, 2012
Little Man: How old do I have to be to drive a car?
Mommy: 16
Little Man: 16? That's incredible.
Mommy: 16
Little Man: 16? That's incredible.
May 15, 2012
Little Man: Mommy, was that a girl deer or a boy deer?
Mommy: I'm not sure.
Little Man: Well, did it have sticks on its head?
Mommy: You mean antlers?
Little Man: No, sticks. Sticks on its head means it's a boy.
Mommy: I'm not sure.
Little Man: Well, did it have sticks on its head?
Mommy: You mean antlers?
Little Man: No, sticks. Sticks on its head means it's a boy.
May 5, 2012
Little Man: Mommy, let's play Mario Kart.
Mommy: I'm pretty tired from my sunburn - see how red my face is?
Little Man: Mommy... you don't have to use your face to play, just your hands.
Mommy: I'm pretty tired from my sunburn - see how red my face is?
Little Man: Mommy... you don't have to use your face to play, just your hands.
April 30, 2012
Mommy, I know how to get to school so just let me drive the golf cart by myself every morning.
April 10, 2012
Little Man: I don't want to go to school today.
Mommy: You need to go so you can learn something.
Little Man: But I already know everything, so let's just stay home and play Mario Kart.
Mommy: You need to go so you can learn something.
Little Man: But I already know everything, so let's just stay home and play Mario Kart.
March 19, 2012
Little Man: Mommy, can you stop talking to me?
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: I'm just tired of talking to you.
Mommy: I thought you liked talking to me?
Little Man: I do, but you just talked too much already.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: I'm just tired of talking to you.
Mommy: I thought you liked talking to me?
Little Man: I do, but you just talked too much already.
March 16, 2012
Little Man: Mommy, when I was a baby, how long was I in your tummy?
Mommy: 9 months
Little Man: But how did I get out of your tummy?
Mommy: The doctor took you out.
Little Man: But how?
Mommy: He cut my stomach open and pulled you out.
Little Man: What?! How did your stomach get back together?
Mommy: He sewed it back up.
Little Man: No way, Mommy. Did that really happen?
Mommy: 9 months
Little Man: But how did I get out of your tummy?
Mommy: The doctor took you out.
Little Man: But how?
Mommy: He cut my stomach open and pulled you out.
Little Man: What?! How did your stomach get back together?
Mommy: He sewed it back up.
Little Man: No way, Mommy. Did that really happen?
March 12, 2012
Little Man: Daddy, will you wipe my butt?
Daddy: You can do it yourself.
Little Man: But I just get tired of wiping my butt.
Daddy: I get tired of wiping my butt, too. So how about I'll wipe your butt if you'll wipe mine? (expecting him to say NO)
Little Man: Ok!
Daddy: You can do it yourself.
Little Man: But I just get tired of wiping my butt.
Daddy: I get tired of wiping my butt, too. So how about I'll wipe your butt if you'll wipe mine? (expecting him to say NO)
Little Man: Ok!
March 6, 2012
Little Man: Look at this teddy bear.
Mommy: That's an ewok.
Little Man: No it's not. It's a Star Wars teddy bear, silly.
Mommy: That's an ewok.
Little Man: No it's not. It's a Star Wars teddy bear, silly.
February 11, 2012
(playing video games)
Little Man: Don't shoot me, Daddy!
Daddy: Why not?
Little Man: Because you love me...
Little Man: Don't shoot me, Daddy!
Daddy: Why not?
Little Man: Because you love me...
February 5, 2012
Mommy, I got all my money out of the piggy bank. Now let's go get a kids iPad for me.
February 1, 2012
Little Man: Mommy, I really miss Aurelia. (she recently moved to a new school)
Mommy: I know...
Little Man: I hope she's having fun at her new school.
Mommy: I'm sure she is..
Little Man: And I hope they have a prize box so she can get lots of prizes like she did when she was here.
Mommy: I know...
Little Man: I hope she's having fun at her new school.
Mommy: I'm sure she is..
Little Man: And I hope they have a prize box so she can get lots of prizes like she did when she was here.
January 28, 2012
Little Man: Mommy, do babies grow from seeds?
Mommy: Um....they grow from eggs.
Little Man: So an egg is in a Mommy's tummy and it hatches open and she drinks water and the baby grows?
Mommy: Um....they grow from eggs.
Little Man: So an egg is in a Mommy's tummy and it hatches open and she drinks water and the baby grows?
January 25, 2012
Note from the teacher:
"[Little Man] slid his lunchbox down the hall....When I spoke to him about following the rules he squinted his eyes, pursed his lips, and made a very disrespectful sound."
Mommy: What kind of noise did you make?
Little Man: I can't remember.
"[Little Man] slid his lunchbox down the hall....When I spoke to him about following the rules he squinted his eyes, pursed his lips, and made a very disrespectful sound."
Mommy: What kind of noise did you make?
Little Man: I can't remember.
January 20, 2012
Mommy, I was a little bad today. So you are probably going to have a lot of notes from the teacher.
January 16, 2012
Little Man: I want some more snacks.
Mommy: How about some fruits or veggies?
Little Man: Yuk! Fruits or veggies cannot be snacks.
Mommy: Of course they can.
Little Man: No Mommy. I am right and you are wrong because I know everything.
Mommy: Oh, you do?
Little Man: Yes, because God told me I know everything, so no fruits and veggies.
Mommy: How about some fruits or veggies?
Little Man: Yuk! Fruits or veggies cannot be snacks.
Mommy: Of course they can.
Little Man: No Mommy. I am right and you are wrong because I know everything.
Mommy: Oh, you do?
Little Man: Yes, because God told me I know everything, so no fruits and veggies.
January 13, 2012
Daddy: Stop hiding and get in the car.
Little Man: (giggle)
Daddy: Ok then, I'll just have to leave you here (at GiGi's).
Little Man: Yay!!
Little Man: (giggle)
Daddy: Ok then, I'll just have to leave you here (at GiGi's).
Little Man: Yay!!
January 11, 2012
(At Chick-fil-a)
I know that's not a real cow because he's waving and real cows don't wave.
I know that's not a real cow because he's waving and real cows don't wave.
January 5, 2012
(His first tooth came out!)
Mommy, I have to sleep in your bed tonight because the toof fairy won't be able to get under my pillow with my head laying on it.
Mommy, I have to sleep in your bed tonight because the toof fairy won't be able to get under my pillow with my head laying on it.
January 1, 2012
Mommy: I'm hearing music in my head.
Little Man: (puts ear to Mommy's head) Let me listen to your head and see of I can hear music too.
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