Little Man: Mommy, when I was a baby, how long was I in your tummy?
Mommy: 9 months
Little Man: But how did I get out of your tummy?
Mommy: The doctor took you out.
Little Man: But how?
Mommy: He cut my stomach open and pulled you out.
Little Man: What?! How did your stomach get back together?
Mommy: He sewed it back up.
Little Man: No way, Mommy. Did that really happen?
