Little Man: Mommy, can you stop talking to me?
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: I'm just tired of talking to you.
Mommy: I thought you liked talking to me?
Little Man: I do, but you just talked too much already.
March 16, 2012
Little Man: Mommy, when I was a baby, how long was I in your tummy?
Mommy: 9 months
Little Man: But how did I get out of your tummy?
Mommy: The doctor took you out.
Little Man: But how?
Mommy: He cut my stomach open and pulled you out.
Little Man: What?! How did your stomach get back together?
Mommy: He sewed it back up.
Little Man: No way, Mommy. Did that really happen?
Mommy: 9 months
Little Man: But how did I get out of your tummy?
Mommy: The doctor took you out.
Little Man: But how?
Mommy: He cut my stomach open and pulled you out.
Little Man: What?! How did your stomach get back together?
Mommy: He sewed it back up.
Little Man: No way, Mommy. Did that really happen?
March 12, 2012
Little Man: Daddy, will you wipe my butt?
Daddy: You can do it yourself.
Little Man: But I just get tired of wiping my butt.
Daddy: I get tired of wiping my butt, too. So how about I'll wipe your butt if you'll wipe mine? (expecting him to say NO)
Little Man: Ok!
Daddy: You can do it yourself.
Little Man: But I just get tired of wiping my butt.
Daddy: I get tired of wiping my butt, too. So how about I'll wipe your butt if you'll wipe mine? (expecting him to say NO)
Little Man: Ok!
March 6, 2012
Little Man: Look at this teddy bear.
Mommy: That's an ewok.
Little Man: No it's not. It's a Star Wars teddy bear, silly.
Mommy: That's an ewok.
Little Man: No it's not. It's a Star Wars teddy bear, silly.
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