March 19, 2012

Little Man: Mommy, can you stop talking to me?
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: I'm just tired of talking to you.
Mommy: I thought you liked talking to me?
Little Man: I do, but you just talked too much already.

March 18, 2012

Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a firefighter, an artist, and a vet.

March 16, 2012

Little Man:  Mommy, when I was a baby, how long was I in your tummy?
Mommy:  9 months
Little Man:  But how did I get out of your tummy?
Mommy:  The doctor took you out.
Little Man:  But how?
Mommy:  He cut my stomach open and pulled you out.
Little Man:  What?!  How did your stomach get back together?
Mommy:  He sewed it back up.
Little Man:  No way, Mommy. Did that really happen?

March 12, 2012

Little Man:  Daddy, will you wipe my butt?
Daddy:  You can do it yourself.
Little Man:  But I just get tired of wiping my butt.
Daddy:  I get tired of wiping my butt, too.  So how about I'll wipe your butt if you'll wipe mine? (expecting him to say NO)
Little Man:  Ok!

March 6, 2012

Little Man:  Look at this teddy bear.
Mommy:  That's an ewok.
Little Man:  No it's not.  It's a Star Wars teddy bear, silly.

February 29, 2012

Mommy, I want to get a pretty squirrel for a pet.