Little Man: Mommy, Uncle Pat is here.
Mommy: I know.
Little Man: I don't like Uncle Pat.
Mommy: Why not?
Little Man: Because he's a boy and I don't like boys. I only like girls.
Mommy: Oh... which girls do you like?
Little Man: I only like one girl.
Mommy: Who's that?
Little Man: That's you Mommy.
August 23, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, did you know I have bones in me?
Mommy: You do?
Little Man: Yes, feel my arm. It's hard!
Mommy: You do?
Little Man: Yes, feel my arm. It's hard!
August 22, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, did you know I saw a football game?
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: Mommy, I want to play football.
Mommy: You do? (please no, please no, please no)
Little Man: Yes, I want to play on the green team and wear a green helmet and a green dress.
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: Mommy, I want to play football.
Mommy: You do? (please no, please no, please no)
Little Man: Yes, I want to play on the green team and wear a green helmet and a green dress.
August 21, 2010
Little Man: (staring at Daddy's uncle's stomach) You have a big, fat tummy. Did you swallow a watermelon?
August 16, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, you need to put BIG tires on your car.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: So it can be like a BIG MONSTER TRUCK!
Mommy: .......
Little Man: We can do it Mommy. We just need some tools.
Mommy: Tools?
Little Man: Yeah, tools - MONSTER TRUCK TOOLS!
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: So it can be like a BIG MONSTER TRUCK!
Mommy: .......
Little Man: We can do it Mommy. We just need some tools.
Mommy: Tools?
Little Man: Yeah, tools - MONSTER TRUCK TOOLS!
August 14, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, I want that muffin.
Mommy: You need to eat your chicken first.
Little Man: But my tummy isn't grumbling.
Mommy: Then you aren't hungry.
Little Man: No, my tummy is grumbling for a muffin, not for chicken.
Mommy: You need to eat your chicken first.
Little Man: But my tummy isn't grumbling.
Mommy: Then you aren't hungry.
Little Man: No, my tummy is grumbling for a muffin, not for chicken.
August 11, 2010
Mommy: Did you ride your new bike today?
Little Man: I don't have a bike.
Mommy: Well then what were you riding?
Little Man: Mommy, it's a MOTORCYCLE.
Little Man: I don't have a bike.
Mommy: Well then what were you riding?
Little Man: Mommy, it's a MOTORCYCLE.
August 7, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, I miss GiGi.
Mommy: I know, she'll be here soon.
Little Man: GiGi loves me.
Mommy: I know, she'll be here soon.
Little Man: GiGi loves me.
August 5, 2010
(Little Man is in bed and hears a female voice)
Little Man: Mommy! Come in here!
Mommy's Friend: I'm not your Mommy...
Little Man: Oh... will you lay down with me?
Mommy's Friend: How about I get your daddy to come in here?
Little Man: No, only GIRLS are supposed to lay down with me.
(Mommy's Friend can't resist and lays down in his bed)
....5 minutes later.....
Little Man: (whispering) What's your name?
Little Man: Mommy! Come in here!
Mommy's Friend: I'm not your Mommy...
Little Man: Oh... will you lay down with me?
Mommy's Friend: How about I get your daddy to come in here?
Little Man: No, only GIRLS are supposed to lay down with me.
(Mommy's Friend can't resist and lays down in his bed)
....5 minutes later.....
Little Man: (whispering) What's your name?
August 4, 2010
Little Man: I want to watch a movie.
Mommy: No, it's time to go to bed.
Little Man: But Mommy, my tummy was making noise and it told me to watch a movie.
Mommy: No, it's time to go to bed.
Little Man: But Mommy, my tummy was making noise and it told me to watch a movie.
August 3, 2010
Mommy: Don't look at the sun too long. It will hurt your eyes.
Little Man: No, Mommy. The sun is nice and won't hurt me.
Little Man: No, Mommy. The sun is nice and won't hurt me.
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