August 5, 2010

(Little Man is in bed and hears a female voice)
Little Man:  Mommy!  Come in here!
Mommy's Friend:  I'm not your Mommy...
Little Man:  Oh...  will you lay down with me?
Mommy's Friend:  How about I get your daddy to come in here?
Little Man:  No, only GIRLS are supposed to lay down with me.
(Mommy's Friend can't resist and lays down in his bed)
....5 minutes later.....
Little Man: (whispering)  What's your name?