(Little Man is in bed and hears a female voice)
Little Man: Mommy! Come in here!
Mommy's Friend: I'm not your Mommy...
Little Man: Oh... will you lay down with me?
Mommy's Friend: How about I get your daddy to come in here?
Little Man: No, only GIRLS are supposed to lay down with me.
(Mommy's Friend can't resist and lays down in his bed)
....5 minutes later.....
Little Man: (whispering) What's your name?