Little Man: Mommy, Uncle Pat is here.
Mommy: I know.
Little Man: I don't like Uncle Pat.
Mommy: Why not?
Little Man: Because he's a boy and I don't like boys. I only like girls.
Mommy: Oh... which girls do you like?
Little Man: I only like one girl.
Mommy: Who's that?
Little Man: That's you Mommy.
