December 6, 2011
(pointing to his toes)
This little piggy went to market and tooted.
This little piggy stayed home and tooted.
This little piggy had roast beef and tooted.
And this little piggy stayed home and tooted.
And this little piggy went wee wee wee and tooted all the way home.
This little piggy went to market and tooted.
This little piggy stayed home and tooted.
This little piggy had roast beef and tooted.
And this little piggy stayed home and tooted.
And this little piggy went wee wee wee and tooted all the way home.
December 3, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, I need to make a little cone for Harry (his stuffed animal dog).
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: I need to put it on his head so he doesn't bite his tail.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: I need to put it on his head so he doesn't bite his tail.
December 1, 2011
Mommy: When's your birthday?
Little Man: I don't remember because it was so long ago.
Little Man: I don't remember because it was so long ago.
November 12, 2011
Mommy: Why did you try to steal a fork from the restaurant?
Little Man: (sigh)... I don't know...
Little Man: (sigh)
November 7, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, I'm always the last one in class every day.
Mommy: But you aren't late....
Little Man: You need to get out of bed on time!
Mommy: But you aren't late....
Little Man: You need to get out of bed on time!
November 2, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, can I put paint on my eyes like some people do?
Mommy: No, that's just for girls.
Little Man: Well it can be for girls and for me.
Mommy: No, that's just for girls.
Little Man: Well it can be for girls and for me.
October 31, 2011
(Deciding what to take from a bowl while trick-or-treating)
I want the apple and I'll get a piece of candy for Daddy.
I want the apple and I'll get a piece of candy for Daddy.
October 29, 2011
I thought only girls had curly hair, but then I met a boy at school and he had curly hair. So now I know that only girls have curly hair and one boy has curly hair.
October 23, 2011
Little Man: Can we get another dog?
Mommy: You already have a dog.
Little Man: I just want a little dog that I can carry around everywhere.
Mommy: You already have a dog.
Little Man: I just want a little dog that I can carry around everywhere.
October 20, 2011
Mommy: The note from your teacher said that on Halloween you can dress up like what you want to be when you grow up.
Little Man: Ok, I want to be Spiderman.
Mommy: You can't dress up as Spiderman....
Little Man: Why not?
Mommy: Because your teacher doesn't want you to be creative.
Little Man: What can I dress up as?
Mommy: How about a fireman?
Little Man: Ok! Can I have an ax?
Little Man: Ok, I want to be Spiderman.
Mommy: You can't dress up as Spiderman....
Little Man: Why not?
Mommy: Because your teacher doesn't want you to be creative.
Little Man: What can I dress up as?
Mommy: How about a fireman?
Little Man: Ok! Can I have an ax?
October 14, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, can I put glitter on my face?
Mommy: No, that's usually just for girls.
Little Man: Well then can I put glitter on your face?
Mommy: No, because that's glitter glue.
Little Man: Well... how long do you want to keep it on your face?
Mommy: No, that's usually just for girls.
Little Man: Well then can I put glitter on your face?
Mommy: No, because that's glitter glue.
Little Man: Well... how long do you want to keep it on your face?
October 11, 2011
I don't want to eat anymore. I'm full. But I'm only full of chicken. I'm not full of ice cream. So get me some ice cream.
October 6, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, do monkeys lay eggs?
Mommy: No.
Little Man: Then where do their babies come from?
Mommy: They grow in their tummies.
Little Man: Like humans?
Mommy: No.
Little Man: Then where do their babies come from?
Mommy: They grow in their tummies.
Little Man: Like humans?
October 3, 2011
Daddy: What did you learn at school today?
Little Man: I can't remember.
Daddy: Did you do any math?
Little Man: No, we don't do math anymore because I learned all of it already.
Little Man: I can't remember.
Daddy: Did you do any math?
Little Man: No, we don't do math anymore because I learned all of it already.
September 27, 2011
Little Man: I like this song because it says "Who Wally". (Wally is PaPa's dog)
Mommy: No, it says "Who Are You". (by The Who)
Little Man: No, it says "Who Wally".
Mommy: No, it says "Who Are You". (by The Who)
Little Man: No, it says "Who Wally".
September 20, 2011
Aunt Kimmie, I can't marry you anymore because I'm going to marry Areila with I grow up. I love her.
September 17, 2011
Daddy takes Little Man to get a hair cut.
Hairdresser: Who is that handsome guy in the mirror?
Little Man: That's Daddy.
Hairdresser: Who is that handsome guy in the mirror?
Little Man: That's Daddy.
September 12, 2011
Note from teacher:
"[Little Man] continues to make poor choices. It seems his only goal was to have all attention on him even if it was through misbehavior."
Mommy: What did you do this time?
Little Man: Ummm.... I didn't listen?
"[Little Man] continues to make poor choices. It seems his only goal was to have all attention on him even if it was through misbehavior."
Mommy: What did you do this time?
Little Man: Ummm.... I didn't listen?
September 7, 2011
Mommy: Did you get any bad notes today?
Little Man: I don't know. Maybe. I think so. I was just a little bad.
Mommy: I'll look in your notebook when we get home.
Little Man: Ok, but just keep smiling when you read it.
Little Man: I don't know. Maybe. I think so. I was just a little bad.
Mommy: I'll look in your notebook when we get home.
Little Man: Ok, but just keep smiling when you read it.
September 5, 2011
Dianne: If you are real good at school and don't bring home any bad notes for four days then I'll take you to the park or we can get some ice cream.
Little Man: Four days is too many.
Dianne: No it's not. A normal week is five days. This week is only four days.
Little Man: Ok, but I want to go the park AND get ice cream.
Little Man: Four days is too many.
Dianne: No it's not. A normal week is five days. This week is only four days.
Little Man: Ok, but I want to go the park AND get ice cream.
September 2, 2011
Note from the teacher:
"[Little Man] continues to hit other children with his lunch box during lunch. Please do not allow him to bring his lunch box to school. Have him bring his lunch in a plastic grocery bag. "
Mommy: Why are you hitting other kids with your lunch box?
Little Man: I don't know...
"[Little Man] continues to hit other children with his lunch box during lunch. Please do not allow him to bring his lunch box to school. Have him bring his lunch in a plastic grocery bag. "
Mommy: Why are you hitting other kids with your lunch box?
Little Man: I don't know...
September 1, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, I have a new friend. She doesn't know how to walk.
Mommy: She doesn't?
Little Man: No, she has to use a wheelie chair.
Mommy: She doesn't?
Little Man: No, she has to use a wheelie chair.
August 29, 2011
Mommy: So what did you do at school today?
Little Man: Nothing.
Mommy: You must have done something. What did you learn?
Little Man: I don't know.
Mommy: What do you mean you don't know?
Little Man: Mommy, just stop talking.
Little Man: Nothing.
Mommy: You must have done something. What did you learn?
Little Man: I don't know.
Mommy: What do you mean you don't know?
Little Man: Mommy, just stop talking.
August 23, 2011
Note from the teacher:
"He hit a classmate with his lunch box. He put his fingers in his ears when I tried to talk to him about it."
Mommy: I know you're a good boy. Why can't you be a good boy in class?
Little Man: It's hard to be good because school is so much fun.
"He hit a classmate with his lunch box. He put his fingers in his ears when I tried to talk to him about it."
Mommy: I know you're a good boy. Why can't you be a good boy in class?
Little Man: It's hard to be good because school is so much fun.
August 19, 2011
Mommy: Why don't you finish your work at school?
Little Man: Because I don't want to mess up.
Mommy: Just remember that everyone makes mistakes. Nobody's perfect.
Little Man: Well Mommy, I am perfect.
Mommy: You are?
Little Man: Yes, I am the only perfect kid in the whole world.
Little Man: Because I don't want to mess up.
Mommy: Just remember that everyone makes mistakes. Nobody's perfect.
Little Man: Well Mommy, I am perfect.
Mommy: You are?
Little Man: Yes, I am the only perfect kid in the whole world.
August 17, 2011
Note from the teacher:
"He refused to finish his paper at school. Please make him finish at home."
Mommy: Why didn't you finish this at school?
Little Man: I didn't want to.
Mommy: Why not?
Little Man: I was just tired of coloring so much.
"He refused to finish his paper at school. Please make him finish at home."
Mommy: Why didn't you finish this at school?
Little Man: I didn't want to.
Mommy: Why not?
Little Man: I was just tired of coloring so much.
August 16, 2011
Note from the PE teacher:
"He was defiant. Refused to exercise. Insisted that he had already exercised enough for the day."
Mommy: Why didn't you listen to the PE teacher?
Little Man: Because I was tired and didn't want to do it anymore.
Mommy: You have to listen to your teacher and do what she says.
Little Man: Why?
"He was defiant. Refused to exercise. Insisted that he had already exercised enough for the day."
Mommy: Why didn't you listen to the PE teacher?
Little Man: Because I was tired and didn't want to do it anymore.
Mommy: You have to listen to your teacher and do what she says.
Little Man: Why?
August 15, 2011
Note from the teacher:
"He was unkind to another student."
Mommy: What did you do?
Little Man: I called his picture ugly.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because I didn't like it!
"He was unkind to another student."
Mommy: What did you do?
Little Man: I called his picture ugly.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because I didn't like it!
August 12. 2011
Little Man: I want you and Daddy to hold hands.
Mommy: Ok.
Little Man: Now kiss.
Mommy: Ok.
Little Man: Again.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because it's bery sweet.
Mommy: Ok.
Little Man: Now kiss.
Mommy: Ok.
Little Man: Again.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because it's bery sweet.
August 10, 2011
Mommy: This note from the teacher says you were mean to your friend at school.
Little Man: I wasn't mean. I just called his picture ugly.
Little Man: I wasn't mean. I just called his picture ugly.
August 8, 2011
(Mommy is super excited to hear about the first day of school)
Mommy: How was your first day of kindergarten?!
Little Man: Fine.
Mommy: Did you have fun?!
Little Man: Yes.
Mommy: What did you do?
Little Man: I don't know.
Mommy: Did you learn anything?
Little Man: I don't remember.
Mommy: (sigh)
Mommy: How was your first day of kindergarten?!
Little Man: Fine.
Mommy: Did you have fun?!
Little Man: Yes.
Mommy: What did you do?
Little Man: I don't know.
Mommy: Did you learn anything?
Little Man: I don't remember.
Mommy: (sigh)
August 4, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, I want to ride the school bus on the first day of school.
Mommy: I think you should let me drive you to school.
Little Man: No, I'm FIVE so I can ride the school bus.
Mommy: I need to go to the school anyways to drop off your medicine.
Little Man: Well, then you can just go by yourself and I'll take the school bus.
Mommy: I think you should let me drive you to school.
Little Man: No, I'm FIVE so I can ride the school bus.
Mommy: I need to go to the school anyways to drop off your medicine.
Little Man: Well, then you can just go by yourself and I'll take the school bus.
July 25, 2011
Little Man: I saw a boy with curly hair. Is that funny?
Mommy: Boys can have curly hair too. Your PaPa has curly hair. That's where I got my curls.
Little Man: Why did you take all of his curly hair?
Mommy: Boys can have curly hair too. Your PaPa has curly hair. That's where I got my curls.
Little Man: Why did you take all of his curly hair?
July 21, 2011
Little Man: Why is Kimmie going to marry?
Mommy: Because that's what people do when they are older and they love each other.
Little Man: Why?
Mommy: That's just what they do.
Little Man: Ok, then I want to marry Carson.
Mommy: Because that's what people do when they are older and they love each other.
Little Man: Why?
Mommy: That's just what they do.
Little Man: Ok, then I want to marry Carson.
July 3, 2011
Little Man: Did that [baby float] used to be mine when I was a baby?
GiGi: No, that belongs to another baby that was over here.
Little Man: GiGi, you do not need to be around any other babies.
GiGi: No, that belongs to another baby that was over here.
Little Man: GiGi, you do not need to be around any other babies.
July 1, 2011
Mommy: Come sit by me.
Little Man: I don't want to.
Mommy: I'm gonna cry...
Little Man: Mommy, don't cry. Do not make drops come from your eyes.
Little Man: I don't want to.
Mommy: I'm gonna cry...
Little Man: Mommy, don't cry. Do not make drops come from your eyes.
June 20, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, can we go to PaPa's house?
Mommy: No, it's too far.
Little Man: Why?
Mommy: Because he lives far away. I wish he lived closer.
Little Man: Well Mommy, you have to get a penny and find a wishing well and throw the penny in and say that you want PaPa to be closer and then he will be.
Mommy: No, it's too far.
Little Man: Why?
Mommy: Because he lives far away. I wish he lived closer.
Little Man: Well Mommy, you have to get a penny and find a wishing well and throw the penny in and say that you want PaPa to be closer and then he will be.
June 15, 2011
Mommy: Put on your shoes, please.
Little Man: You are mean.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Cause I don't wanna put on my shoes.
Mommy: I'm sorry, you have to wear shoes to school.
Little Man: You are not my friend anymore.
Little Man: You are mean.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Cause I don't wanna put on my shoes.
Mommy: I'm sorry, you have to wear shoes to school.
Little Man: You are not my friend anymore.
June 6, 2011
Little Man: I'm scared to go upstairs.
Daddy: Why?
Little Man: Because there's a ghost dog in the attic.
Daddy: Why?
Little Man: Because there's a ghost dog in the attic.
June 4, 2011
Mommy: (on the phone) My house looks better now that the bushes are cut back.
Little Man: Hey! It's not YOUR house! It's MY house!
Little Man: Hey! It's not YOUR house! It's MY house!
June 3, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, help me catch Solo.
Mommy: He keeps running away because he knows you are going to push him in the pool.
Little Man: Come here Solo.... I just want to hug you and kiss you and pet you. See, now he won't think I'm gonna push him.
Mommy: He keeps running away because he knows you are going to push him in the pool.
Little Man: Come here Solo.... I just want to hug you and kiss you and pet you. See, now he won't think I'm gonna push him.
May 27, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, let's marry.
Mommy: I'm married to Daddy.
Little Man: Ok, then let's just pretend to marry.
Mommy: I'm married to Daddy.
Little Man: Ok, then let's just pretend to marry.
May 25, 2011
Daddy: What happened to your shirt?
Little Man: Solo ate a hole in it.
Daddy: Don't lie. I saw you cutting your shirt with scissors.
Little Man: Well, it was just an accident. I accidently cut a big hole in my shirt.
Little Man: Solo ate a hole in it.
Daddy: Don't lie. I saw you cutting your shirt with scissors.
Little Man: Well, it was just an accident. I accidently cut a big hole in my shirt.
May 22, 2011
Mommy, sometimes if I can't find my games to my DS it means that a ghost took them. So we need to find the ghosts and get the games back.
May 17th, 2011
Mommy, I don't want to go to school today. I just want to stay home and play with my legos.
May 10, 2011
Little Man: Mommy let's color together.
Mommy: Ok. Can I color how I want to?
Little Man: Yes, but you have to use the colors I give you and only color what I tell you to.
Mommy: That doesn't sound like I get to color how I want to.
Little Man: Well you have to. Because if you don't I will be sad and if I'm sad then I will have to scribble all over your picture.
Mommy: That doesn't sound very nice.
Little Man: I know, so you have to do what I tell you to.
Mommy: Ok. Can I color how I want to?
Little Man: Yes, but you have to use the colors I give you and only color what I tell you to.
Mommy: That doesn't sound like I get to color how I want to.
Little Man: Well you have to. Because if you don't I will be sad and if I'm sad then I will have to scribble all over your picture.
Mommy: That doesn't sound very nice.
Little Man: I know, so you have to do what I tell you to.
May 7, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, are you sick?
Mommy: No, why?
Little Man: Because you have black things under your eyes.
Mommy: No, why?
Little Man: Because you have black things under your eyes
May 5, 2011
(home sick)
You know what? I bet my friends are missing me. They are saying "Where's Benjamin? I bet he's sick".
You know what? I bet my friends are missing me. They are saying "Where's Benjamin? I bet he's sick".
April 26, 2011
Mommy: Why do you always run out of the bathroom?
Little Man: So the germs don't get me!
Little Man: So the germs don't get me!
April 25, 2011
Mommy: Do you have to go potty?
Little Man: No.
Mommy: You are doing the pee-pee dance. Just go to the bathroom.
Little Man: No! I don't have to go!
Mommy: You can pee outside...
Little Man: Oh ok. I'll pee outside.
Little Man: No.
Mommy: You are doing the pee-pee dance. Just go to the bathroom.
Little Man: No! I don't have to go!
Mommy: You can pee outside...
Little Man: Oh ok. I'll pee outside.
April 21, 2011
Mommy: Did you have an accident?
Little Man: I think so.
Mommy: What happened?
Little Man: When I eat sausage biscuits they make me go potty in my pants.
Little Man: I think so.
Mommy: What happened?
Little Man: When I eat sausage biscuits they make me go potty in my pants.
April 20, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, can I push Solo in the pool?
Mommy: No.
Little Man: But I saw you push him in the pool before.
(I confess, I did..)
Mommy: No.
Little Man: But I saw you push him in the pool before.
(I confess, I did..)
April 18, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, look at my Easter egg. It's beautiful!
Mommy: Yes it is! When we get home we can peel it and eat it.
Little Man: Mommy... (laughing) it's not a chicken anymore!
Mommy: Yes it is! When we get home we can peel it and eat it.
Little Man: Mommy... (laughing) it's not a chicken anymore!
April 14, 2011
Little Man: (pouting) Mommy, I'm going to walk around with my arms folded like this.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because you're not my friend anymore!
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because you're not my friend anymore!
April 1, 2011
Mommy: You shouldn't lie about these things.
Little Man: Mommy, it wasn't me, it's was something in my throat that was lying.
Mommy: What's in your throat?
Little Man: Sausage. When I eat sausage biscuits it makes me lie.
March 27, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, know what's funny?
Mommy: What?
Little Man: When Chloe was on the swing today I saw her UNDERWEAR! Ha!!
Mommy: What?
Little Man: When Chloe was on the swing today I saw her UNDERWEAR! Ha!!
March 20, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, can I take my DS to school?
Mommy: No, it needs to stay with me.
Little Man: Well then can you work at my school?
Mommy: No, it needs to stay with me.
Little Man: Well then can you work at my school?
March 15, 2011
Mommy: See those pretty trees? Those are called Dogwoods.
Little Man: Oh..... Where are the cat ones?
Little Man: Oh..... Where are the cat ones?
March 10, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, who's your boyfriend?
Mommy: You are.
Little Man: (smiling)
Mommy: Who's your girlfriend?
Little Man: You are. (smiling)
Mommy: You are.
Little Man: (smiling)
Mommy: Who's your girlfriend?
Little Man: You are. (smiling)
March 9, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, do you hear the birdies?
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: They are talking to me.
Mommy: What are they saying?
Little Man: They said that you are pretty Mommy.
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: They are talking to me.
Mommy: What are they saying?
Little Man: They said that you are pretty Mommy.
March 7, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, I found a worm outside. His name is Wormy. Can I bring him inside?
Mommy: No.
Little Man: But he's my friend.
Mommy: No.
Little Man: But he's my friend.
March 4, 2011
Mommy: What do you want for breakfast?
Little Man: I was a waffle with peanut butter...and some cheerios...and 2 sausage biscuits...and orange juice.
Mommy: Is that all?
Little Man: And some chocolate milk.
Little Man: I was a waffle with peanut butter...and some cheerios...and 2 sausage biscuits...and orange juice.
Mommy: Is that all?
Little Man: And some chocolate milk.
February 28, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, I need something for show and tell that starts with "M".
Mommy: Mommy starts with "M". Do you want me to come for show and tell?
Little Man: No Mommy. You won't fit in the show and tell baskets.
Mommy: Mommy starts with "M". Do you want me to come for show and tell?
Little Man: No Mommy. You won't fit in the show and tell baskets.
February 26, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, I'm scared.
Mommy: Don't be scared. Jesus will protect you.
Little Man: Can he protect everybody?
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: At the same time?
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: Does Jesus have a lot of hands so he can protect a lot of people at the same time?
Mommy: Don't be scared. Jesus will protect you.
Little Man: Can he protect everybody?
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: At the same time?
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: Does Jesus have a lot of hands so he can protect a lot of people at the same time?
February 20, 2011
Daddy: Come over here and let me brush your hair.
Little Man: No!
Daddy: Come on, we need to make you look sexy.
Little Man: No, I don't want to be a sexy. You can be a sexy, but not me.
Little Man: No!
Daddy: Come on, we need to make you look sexy.
Little Man: No, I don't want to be a sexy. You can be a sexy, but not me.
February 18, 2011
Little Man: Holy crap!
Mommy: Don't say that. You can say "Holy cow" instead.
Little Man: "Holy cow"? How about "Holy horse"?
Mommy: I think it only works with "cow".
Little Man: How about "frog"? Frogs are good. Holy frog!
Mommy: Don't say that. You can say "Holy cow" instead.
Little Man: "Holy cow"? How about "Holy horse"?
Mommy: I think it only works with "cow".
Little Man: How about "frog"? Frogs are good. Holy frog!
February 16, 2011
Little Man: I don't feel good.
Mommy: What doesn't feel good?
Little Man: My feelings.
Mommy: Your feelings?
Little Man: When my feelings don't feel good then my whole self doesn't feel good.
Mommy: What doesn't feel good?
Little Man: My feelings.
Mommy: Your feelings?
Little Man: When my feelings don't feel good then my whole self doesn't feel good.
February 14, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, I opened this card and dollars fell out!
Mommy: How many dollars?
Little Man (he counts) FIVE DOLLARS! Mommy, I have A LOT of money!!
Mommy: How many dollars?
Little Man (he counts) FIVE DOLLARS! Mommy, I have A LOT of money!!
February 7, 2011
Mommy, I see a yellow and white planet in the sky. I think aliens are going to come down and get us.
February 4, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, sometimes I wish I was a girl.
Mommy: What?
Little Man: I'm just tricking you. But don't tell my teachers I said that.
Mommy: What?
Little Man: I'm just tricking you. But don't tell my teachers I said that.
February 2, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, your car has snow on it's ear.
Mommy: You mean the mirror?
Little Man: Oh yeah, the mirror.
Mommy: You mean the mirror?
Little Man: Oh yeah, the mirror.
January 29, 2011
Mommy, I'm a dog. Put a cone on my head.
(Our dog is currently wearing the cone of shame)
(Our dog is currently wearing the cone of shame)
January 26, 2011
Little Man: I want to listen to your heart Mommy.
Mommy: Here it is (pointing to left side of chest)
Little Man: (looking puzzled) Mommy, do you have TWO hearts?
Mommy: Here it is (pointing to left side of chest)
Little Man: (looking puzzled) Mommy, do you have TWO hearts?
January 24, 2011
Mommy, when you don't feel good and I don't feel good, we need to sit together and hold hands.
January 21, 2011
Mommy, you are driving too close to the grass. You need to drive straight!
(Did my 5 year old just call me a bad driver?)
(Did my 5 year old just call me a bad driver?)
January 19, 2011
Little Man: Mommy, when we get to school, you have to tell everyone that this is Benjamin's world.
Mommy: Why? What does that mean?
Little Man: It means that it's my world. But it can be yours tomorrow. Today it's mine.
Mommy: Why? What does that mean?
Little Man: It means that it's my world. But it can be yours tomorrow. Today it's mine.
January 18, 2011
Mommy, we have a new kid in our class. His name is Jessie. But Jessie is a girl's name [from Toy Story]. Why does he have a girl's name?
January 17, 2011
DanDan: I'm going to finish all my food before you even start on yours.
Little Man: DanDan, it's not a race.
Little Man: DanDan, it's not a race.
January 16, 2011
Daddy: Are you ready to get up?
Little Man: Yes. Pick me up and carry me out of my bed. Then leave me alone.
Little Man: Yes. Pick me up and carry me out of my bed. Then leave me alone.
January 13, 2011
Mommy: Are you ready to get up?
Little Man: No, I'm going to lay back down so I can dream.
Little Man: No, I'm going to lay back down so I can dream.
January 12, 2011
(Little Man is laying in his bed, still awake when he should be sleeping)
Mommy: Why are you still awake?
Little Man: Because I'm just thinking.
Mommy: What are you thinking about?
Little Man: I'm just thinking about my friends.
Mommy: What about your friends?
Little Man: I'm thinking about my friends on a pirate ship.
Mommy: Why are you still awake?
Little Man: Because I'm just thinking.
Mommy: What are you thinking about?
Little Man: I'm just thinking about my friends.
Mommy: What about your friends?
Little Man: I'm thinking about my friends on a pirate ship.
January 10, 2011
Little Man: I have to sleep in your bed, Mommy.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because bears come into my room at night.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because bears come into my room at night.
January 6, 2011
Little Man: You need to go in time out, Mommy.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because you aren't being a good listener.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because you aren't being a good listener.
December 31, 2010
Little Man: Mommy, you are a big girl.
Mommy: No I'm not.
Little Man: Yes you are!
Mommy: No I'm not!
Mommy: No I'm not.
Little Man: Yes you are!
Mommy: No I'm not!
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