Little Man Lingo: 2010

December 26, 2010

Mommy, how come Santa didn't bring me a reindeer?

December 25, 2010

Look Daddy! You got presents in your sock! You WERE a good boy!

December 17, 2010

Mommy: Are you going on the pretend train today?
Little Man: No Mommy - it's a FLYING train, so it can't be pretend.

December 15, 2010

Mommy, I saw Santa at the motorcycle store. I told him I wanted a little kid-sized motorcycle for me. And a pink motorcycle for you.

December 12, 2010

(he's playing with a whoopie cushion)
Little Man: Mommy, that wasn't me, that was Kimmie.
Mommy: Kimmie isn't even here.
Little Man: I know... she was really loud.

December 10, 2010

(referring to a whoopie cushion)
Mommy, can you go get me that tooting thing?

December 6, 2010

Mommy: Did you tell Santa what you wanted for Christmas?
Little Man: Yes, I told him I wanted a reindeer.

December 5, 2010

Mommy, I can't turn 5 until I go to Monkey Joes.

November 27, 2010

God, what are you doing? (long pause)
Mommy, God's not talking back to me.

(saying nighttime prayers by himself for the first time)
God Jesus, Thank you for Solo and Mommy and Daddy... and thank you for my pillow pet... and thank you for Kimmie and PaPa and Grandma....and thank you for my pets... and thank you for Granddaddy and Mamommy....and thank you for my table... and my toys... and everything. Amen.

November 24, 2010

Mommy, if God is in my heart then does he get all bloody when my heart is beating?

November 23, 2010

Do I have to yell so God will hear me? Because he's way up in the sky...

November 22, 2010

PaPa: Do you have a girlfriend?
Little Man: No, I only like boys.
PaPa: Don't say that too loud.
Little Man: (whispering) I only like boys.

November 21, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, what are you doing?
Mommy: I'm putting on make-up.
Little Man: Can I put on make-up?
Mommy: Go ask Daddy.

November 20, 2010

PaPa: Who's your best friend?

Little Man: Kimmie

PaPa: Well then Grandma's my best friend.

Little Man: That's not fair, I wanna to be your best friend.

November 19, 2010

PaPa, are you the boss because you have big muscles?

November 17, 2010

Mommy, I'm just dancing because there's music, not because I have to go potty.

November 15, 2010

Mommy, I'm going to draw a smiley face on your hand because you are a good girl.

November 12, 2010

Mommy: What are you doing?
Little Man: I'm looking at my butt in the mirror.
Mommy: Well, what do you think?
Little Man: It looks good.

November 10, 2010

Mommy! Look at that deer! We need to SHOOT it and then EAT it!

November 9, 2010

Mommy, I miss Stash. We need to build some stairs going down and then he can come down from heaven and be with us again.

November 6, 2010

Mommy: We need to decorate your feather for school.
Little Man: If we decorate it with leaves and cheerios it will be beautiful.

November 4, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, what letter does Orange start with?
Mommy: O
Little Man: Why?
Mommy: Beause that's how it's spelled.
Little Man: Why?
Mommy: Because Orange starts with an O.
Little Man: But why?
Mommy: ...................
Little Man: Mommy! I'm talking to you!

November 2, 2010

Little Man: Where's the sun?
Mommy: It's not up yet.
Little Man: We have to sing "Wake up Mr. Golden Sun". Then he will come out.
Mommy: Wake up Mr. Golden Sun.... (singing)
Little Man: Mommy! He can't hear you! You have to open the window!

October 31, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, my pumpkin is heavy.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because I got too much candy.
Mommy: Want me to take some of it?
Little Man: No, it's my candy.

Little Man: My arms hurt from carrying this pumpkin. It's too heavy.
Mommy: Want me to carry it?
Little Man: No, it's my candy.

October 26, 2010

Little Man: Which hand is left?
Daddy: Put your fingers like this and see which ones makes an "L"
Little Man: (looking as his fingers) This one?
Daddy: Yes! What word starts with "L" ?
Little Man: Ummm..... Tiger?
Daddy: No.....
Little Man: Apple?

October 24, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, the clouds are moving!
Mommy: I know!
Little Man: Where are they going?
Mommy: To another part of the sky.
Little Man: I think they are going to their cloud houses.
Mommy: Probably.
Little Man: But I don't think that one will fit in his cloud house. He's too big.

October 21, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, is God in the car with me?
Mommy: Yes, He's everywhere.
Little Man: So there are lots of gods?
Mommy: No, just one God.
Little Man: (confused) Oh......

October 19, 2010

(Staring at an old lady in a wheel chair)
Little Man: Hey, you are missing some teeth.
Old Lady: Well, when you get to be my age you forget to put them in sometimes.
Little Man: Oh... (keeps staring)

October 18, 2010

(At the doctor's office)
Little Man: What are you doing?
Doctor: I'm feeling your stomach.
Little Man: You are squishing my tummy.
Doctor: (chuckles)
Little Man: Hey, you are gonna break my bones!

October 15, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, I had a little accident in my pants, but it's ok.

Mommy: It's ok?

Little Man: Yes, it's ok because it was an accident.

October 12, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, I don't like girls, I only like boys.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because I don't want a girl to be my best friend, only a boy.
Mommy: Ok.
Little Man: But Mommy, I do like big girls.
Mommy: Which big girls?
Little Man: Big girls like you and GiGi.

October 10, 2010

Mommy, I think there's a little itty bitty tiny bear hiding under my bed.

October 8, 2010

Little Man: Daddy, that's a BOY road.
Daddy: What makes is a "boy road" ?
Little Man: Because it has dirt on it.
Daddy: What kind of road are we on now?
Little Man: This is a GIRL road... because it has stores on it.

October 7, 2010

Mommy, I'm your cutie pie and you are Daddy's sugar booger.

October 6, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, did you see that cow?
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: He was by himself.
Mommy: I saw that.
Little Man: He lost his Mommy.

October 4, 2010

It's ok if I pee in my pants and it's an accident.

October 3, 2010

Mommy, did you know that the sun scares away the moon? And the moon scares away the sun?

October 1, 2010

Little Man: You know, some Mommies have TWO kids.
Mommy: I know.
Little Man: Mommy, why don't you have two kids?
Mommy: .......
Little Man: I think I should get a brother.
Mommy: Where are you going to get a brother?
Little Man: We have to buy one Mommy.
Mommy: From a store?
Little Man: No, from a house.
Mommy: ......
Little Man: And I want him to be a robot.
Mommy: A robot?
Little Man: Yes, I want a robot brother.

September 29, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, do we have any goose food?
Mommy: Goose food?
Little Man: Yes, for the gooses.
Mommy: You mean "geese".
Little Man: No I don't. We we need food for the gooses.

September 28, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, where's the sun?
Mommy: It's not up yet.
Little Man: Yes it is. I think it's hiding far away. We need to get in a plane and go find it.

September 27, 2010

Mommy, did God create that stop sign?

September 26, 2010

Mommy! Solo [the dog] keeps putting his boogers on me!

September 24, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, Papa has a ring and Grandma gave it to him.
Mommy: I have a ring too. See? Daddy gave it to me.
Little Man: Oh......
Little Man: But Mommy, I don't have a ring.
Mommy: A girl has to give you a ring. A girlfriend.
Little Man: But Mommy, YOU'RE my girlfriend!

September 23, 2010

Little Man: PaPa, are you going to pick me up from school?
PaPa: No, I have to get on an airplane and go home.
Little Man: Oh... are you going home to your PaPa and Grandma?
PaPa: No, I don't have a PaPa and Grandma.
Little Man: Why not?
PaPa: Because they got old and went to heaven.
Little Man: Oh, like GrandDaddy?
PaPa: Yes, like GrandDaddy.
Little Man: ...............(thinking).........
Little Man: PaPa.... I don't want you to get old and go to heaven.

September 21, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, where are we going?
Mommy: I need to get some medicine.
Little Man: Oh, are you bleeding?
(apparently all medicine is hemophilia medicine)

September 20, 2010

PaPa, I like you.

September 17, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, when is PaPa going to be here?
Mommy: In 3 days.
Little Man: Ok, let's count to 3.

September 13, 2010

Mommy, I want to go up the stairs and see GrandDaddy in heaven.

September 10, 2010

Mommy: Did you know PaPa is my daddy?
Little Man: Really... ??
Mommy: Yes, and Grandma is my mommy.
Little Man: So you are a kid too?

September 7, 2010

(watching Mommy play Wii Fit)
Why does your guy [Mii] look fat?

September 4, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, I don't like Solo anymore.
Mommy: Why not?
Little Man: Because he keeps putting his boogers on me.

September 1, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, when is PaPa going to be here?
Mommy: In 20 days.
Little Man: Oh.. How about we count to 20 and then he'll be here.

August 26, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, Uncle Pat is here.
Mommy: I know.
Little Man: I don't like Uncle Pat.
Mommy: Why not?
Little Man: Because he's a boy and I don't like boys. I only like girls.
Mommy: Oh... which girls do you like?
Little Man: I only like one girl.
Mommy: Who's that?
Little Man: That's you Mommy.

August 25, 2010

Mommy, is Granddaddy playing with Stash up in heaven?

August 23, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, did you know I have bones in me?
Mommy: You do?
Little Man: Yes, feel my arm. It's hard!

August 22, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, did you know I saw a football game?
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: Mommy, I want to play football.
Mommy: You do? (please no, please no, please no)
Little Man: Yes, I want to play on the green team and wear a green helmet and a green dress.

August 21, 2010

Little Man: (staring at Daddy's uncle's stomach) You have a big, fat tummy. Did you swallow a watermelon?

August 16, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, you need to put BIG tires on your car.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: So it can be like a BIG MONSTER TRUCK!
Mommy: .......
Little Man: We can do it Mommy. We just need some tools.
Mommy: Tools?
Little Man: Yeah, tools - MONSTER TRUCK TOOLS!

August 14, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, I want that muffin.
Mommy: You need to eat your chicken first.
Little Man: But my tummy isn't grumbling.
Mommy: Then you aren't hungry.
Little Man: No, my tummy is grumbling for a muffin, not for chicken.

August 11, 2010

Mommy: Did you ride your new bike today?
Little Man: I don't have a bike.
Mommy: Well then what were you riding?
Little Man: Mommy, it's a MOTORCYCLE.

August 9, 2010

Mommy, did you know what we live on EARTH?

August 7, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, I miss GiGi.
Mommy: I know, she'll be here soon.
Little Man: GiGi loves me.

August 5, 2010

(Little Man is in bed and hears a female voice)
Little Man: Mommy! Come in here!
Mommy's Friend: I'm not your Mommy...
Little Man: Oh... will you lay down with me?
Mommy's Friend: How about I get your daddy to come in here?
Little Man: No, only GIRLS are supposed to lay down with me.
(Mommy's Friend can't resist and lays down in his bed)
....5 minutes later.....
Little Man: (whispering) What's your name?

August 4, 2010

Little Man: I want to watch a movie.
Mommy: No, it's time to go to bed.
Little Man: But Mommy, my tummy was making noise and it told me to watch a movie.

August 3, 2010

Mommy: Don't look at the sun too long. It will hurt your eyes.
Little Man: No, Mommy. The sun is nice and won't hurt me.

August 1, 2010

Mommy, the sun has lots of strings today.

July 29, 2010

Mommy, your hair is really big.

July 27, 2010

(He puts a ball on the ground and sits on it)

Look Mommy. I'm a chicken. I layed an egg.

July 25, 2010

Little Man: (laughing) Mommy, I'm a girl!
Mommy: No you're not!
Little Man: Yeah...Daddy is the girl.

July 23, 2010

Little Man: I had a bad dream last.
Daddy: What happened?
Little Man: There was a bad man.
Daddy: Who was the bad man?
Little Man: He looked like Mommy.

July 21, 2010

Grandmother: I love you best.
Little Man: I love Mommy best.

July 19, 2010

(Looking at the man in the deli who's wearing a white hair net)

Mommy, why does that man have spider webs on his head?

July 17, 2010

Mommy, if I pull your finger will you toot?

July 10, 2010

Mommy, you are my best friend.

July 8, 2010

Mommy, this dog is my sweetie pie.

July 6, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, hold me.
(Mommy picks him up)
Little Man: Now rock me like a baby.
(Mommy rocks him)
Little Man: Mommy, now you have to sing to me.
(Daddy laughs)

July 5, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, I need to go potty.
Mommy: Ok, let's go find a bathroom.
Little Man: No, I want to just pee in the grass.

July 4, 2010

Little Man: Daddy, I want to get on that motorcycle.
Daddy: Ok, let me rev it up first.
(Daddy revs up the motorcycle and looks up, Little Man is hidden)
Little Man: (scared) Daddy! Turn it off!!

July 3, 2010

Daddy: What time is it?
Little Man: (looking at his new Cars watch) It's night time.

July 1, 2010

Mommy, that dog is smiling.

June 29, 2010

Mommy: Why did you poop in your pants?
Little Man: Because I didn't want to poop in the grass like Solo [the dog] did.

June 27, 2010

(getting a hair cut)
My hair is getting smaller!
Mommy needs a hair cut because her hair is BIG.

June 26, 2010

Solo, you are my best buddy.

June 24, 2010

Hey you girl! Come play with me!

June 23, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, I found a ball in the hurt-woods.
Mommy: The hurt-woods? Don't you mean the woods?
Little Man: No, I went in the woods and they hurt me. So they are the hurt-woods.

June 21, 2010

Mommy, Daddy needs a motorcycle.

June 19, 2010

Mommy, the doggy is smiling at me!

June 17, 2010

Mommy, this dog is my new best friend.

June 15, 2010

Mommy, let's name the new doggy Stash.

June 10, 2010

Little Man: Look at those gooses!
Mommy: It's GEESE, not gooses.
Little Man: Look at those geeses!

June 9, 2010

Mommy, let's go see Stash in heaven.

June 6, 2010

Mommy, stop talking.

June 3, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, I want a brother.
Mommy: A baby brother?
Little Man: No, a KID brother - one that's big like me.

May 27, 2010

Mommy: Do you want a little sister or brother?
Little Man: No.
Mommy: Why not?
Little Man: Because I don't want one.

May 25, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, you need to put my shoes on.
Mommy: Can't you put them on yourself?
Little Man: No, you need to do it. Or else I'm gonna cry.

May 21, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, where's Daddy?
Mommy: He's at work.
Little Man: Why?
Mommy: So he can make money.
Little Man: Why?
Mommy: So we can buy food and clothes and pay for the house... And also pay for your games.
Little Man: (long pause) Mommy, I want to make money.

May 20, 2010

(Little Man sees Mommy in a blonde wig)
Little Man: Are you Mommy?

May 16, 2010

Daddy: Hold still, the bug really likes you.
(we tweeze a tick off of him)
Little Man: Did the bug like me?
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: Did it love me?

May 15, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, I'm gonna tell on you.
Mommy: What? (trying not to laugh)
Little Man: I'm gonna tell Daddy.
Mommy: What are you going to tell him?
Little Man: I'm gonna tell him that you hurt my feelings.

May 14, 2010

Little Man: (whispering) Mommy, I can't go to the bathroom.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because there's a bear in there.
Mommy: A bear? Really?
Little Man: Yes, he's hiding in the bathtub.

May 13, 2010

Mommy, you talk too much.

May 12, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, you got big hair.
Mommy: I know.
Little Man: Is your hair brown?
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: No it's not. It's black.
Mommy: What color is your hair?
Little Man: (looks in the mirror) It's grey.

May 11, 2010

Mommy: What are you doing?
Little man: I'm sleeping on the toilet.

May 9, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, is that an ear?
Mommy: No, it's a picture of a brain.
Little Man: Oh, an ear?
Mommy: No, a brain.
Little Man: Oh, a brain ear?
Mommy: No, just a brain.
Little Man: Mommy, it's an ear.

May 8, 2010

Mommy: Did you just lick the hairdresser?
Little Man: It was a doggie kiss!

May 4, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, the sun is up! You need to wake up!
Mommy: I need a hug first.
Little Man: Ok
(hugs me)
Little Man: You need to stretch now. Do you need a kiss so you can stretch?

May 3, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, Daddy made my throat hurt.
Mommy: How?
Little Man: Because he made me cry and that made my throat hurt.

May 2, 2010

(he sees a portion of the movie Food, Inc.)
Little Man: Mommy, are those piggies dead?
Mommy: Yes, they're dead.
Little Man: Do they need a doctor?
Mommy: No, it's too late.
Little Man: Oh....they're REALLY dead.

May 1, 2010

Little Man: Daddy, I can't go outside.
Daddy: Why not?
Little Man: Because the sun will melt my eyes.

April 30, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, you said I would hang out with the boys, but Daddy didn't take me.
Mommy: Yes he did, you went over to Mr. John's house.
Little Man: Mommy, Mr. John is not a boy, he's a MAN.

April 29, 2010

(whispering) Mommy, I can't go in my room. The monsters are in there.

April 27, 2010

Little Man: Where is the sun?
Mommy: Behind the clouds.
Little Man: What?
Mommy: It's behind the clouds.
Little Man: What?
Mommy: The sun is out, but it's hiding behind the clouds.
Little Man: What you say?
Mommy: .......
Little Man: Mommy, you have to tell me!

April 26, 2010

Mommy, I'm asking you questions and you need to answer me!

April 25, 2010

Mommy: Stop kicking your legs.
Little Man: But I'm thinking.... I'm thinking with my legs.

April 24, 2010

Mommy, I want to play games on your giant phone! (iPad)

April 22, 2010

Mommy, you need to go bye bye. You hurt my feelings.

(Mommy was forcing him to put ice on his head after he bumped it)

April 21, 2010

Mommy, I got paper stuck in my butt.

April 20, 2010

Little Man: I don't want to watch this!
Mommy: I thought you liked Jungle Junction?
Little Man: No, I don't like animals on wheels.

April 19, 2010

Little Man: Mommy stop singing.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: I like it better when Daddy sings.

April 18, 2010

Mommy, I can't sleep in my bed because there are bears in there.

April 16, 2010

Mommy, I tooted.

April 14, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, your hair looks like a merry-go-round.
Mommy: You mean, it's curly?
Little Man: Yes, curwy.

April 13, 2010

Daddy: Let's get in the car.
Little Man: No, I don't want to get in Mommy's car. It's red. Red is for girls. I want to get in the big truck. Big trucks are for boys.

April 12, 2010

Mommy: I need to go to work now...
Little Man: No, I don't want you to go make money.

April 10, 2010

Mommy, I found a big stick in the grass!
I'm a man!

April 9, 2010

Mommy: Look at all the pollen on your shoes.
Little Man: Where did the collen come from?
Mommy: It's Pollen with a "P".
Little Man: Oh.... I got pee on my shoes?

April 8, 2010

Pawpaw: Don't run your car in the sink.
Little Man: Pawpaw, don't talk to me.

April 7, 2010

Little Man: (yelling) Mommy, are you in the shower?
Mommy: Yes...
Little Man: (still yelling) Are you gonna turn into a raspberry?

April 6, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, where's the sun?
Mommy: It's behind all those rain clouds.
Little Man: Oh... is the sun scared of people?

April 3, 2010

Aunty: What time is it?
Little Man: It's time to get up cause the sun it out!

April 2, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, get me out of the bathtub. I'm gonna turn into a raspberry.
Mommy: A raspberry? You mean a raisin?
Little Man: Yeah, a raisin. Get me out.

April 1, 2010

Mommy: Look at those cows.
Little Man: No, those are CHOCOLATE cows.

March 31, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, are you strong?
Mommy: Yes, why?
Little Man: Cause you got BIG arms!

March 30, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, the sun is big!
Little Man: It's going to come down and break all the houses and trees.
Little Man: We need to get it.
Mommy: We can't get the sun! It's too big! And hot!
Little Man: Oh... then we need to get the SMALL sun...

March 29, 2010

(At a drive thru - he rolls down the window himself)
Hi!!!
Gimme my Chick-fil-a!

March 28, 2010

(Yelling from his bedroom)
Mommy!
You need to come lay down with me!
And don't say "In a minute"!

March 27, 2010

Daddy, you need to sing a song for Mommy.
You need to sing a slow song.

March 24, 2010

Little Man: I'm a puppy dog!
Mommy: Ok puppy dog, we need to get dressed.
Little Man: No, puppy dogs don't wear clothes.
Mommy: Well, how are you going to go to school?
Little Man: Naked!

March 22, 2010

Mommy, you are a silly girl!

March 21, 2010

Mommy, you don't lay down in the car.
The car is not a bed.
The car has seats.

March 20, 2010

Mommy, look at that car. It's got a sword on it!

March 19, 2010

Grandma, you got big arms!

March 18, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, what's that?
Mommy: Those are mountains.
Little Man: Oh... they're kinda dirty.

March 14, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, you got to turn it [the radio] down.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because I can't hear.
Mommy: You can't hear what?
Little Man: I can't hear my mouth.

March 13, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, is it dark?
Mommy: Yes.
Little Man: Why is it dark?
Mommy: Because the sun hasn't come up yet.
Little Man: But why?
Mommy: Because it's not ready to come up yet.
Little Man: But... but... but who makes it dark?

March 12, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, who's your best friend?
Mommy: Robin.
Little Man: Ohhh...
Mommy: Who's your best friend?
Little Man: You.

(((((warm fuzzy)))))

March 11, 2010

Mommy, you made me mad. Now I have to lay down.

March 10, 2010

Mommy, you gotta stop talking.

March 9, 2010

Little Man: What does my shirt say?
Mommy: It says "Handsome Irish Boy"
Little Man: Oooooh....
Mommy: That means you're a cutie pie.
Little Man: No it doesn't... It means I'm a PIRATE!

March 7, 2010

Mommy, look! She has big hair just like you!

March 6, 2010

Little Man: I'm a lion! Roar!!
Mommy: What animal is Daddy?
Little Man: He's a horse.
Mommy: What am I?
Little Man: You're an elephant.
(Daddy is trying to hide his laughing)
Mommy: No, that's too big. I need to be a smaller animal.
Little Man: Ok. You're a small elephant.
(Daddy laughs harder)

March 4, 2010

DanDan, you got a big tummy.

March 3, 2010

He's sees Daddy chewing gum
What you got in you mouth?!

March 2, 2010

At the barber shop - in a chair looking at all the hair on the floor.
Is Stash here?

March 1, 2010

He's eating a strawberry poptart for the first time. He bites into it..
Little Man: I can't eat this.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because it has bleed in it.

February 28, 2010

Little Man: I'm a puppy dog!
He starts barking and panting.
Daddy: Go to bed puppy dog.
Little Man: Puppy dogs don't sleep on the bed, they sleep on the floor.

February 27, 2010

Stash said I don't have to take a nap.

February 24, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, look - Stash has strings on his nose.
Mommy: Those are called whiskers.
Little Man: Whiskers?!

February 23, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, you are a girl and daddy is a boy.
Mommy: Is Stash a boy?
Little Man: No, Stash is my friend.

February 22, 2010

Little Man: Where are we going Mommy?
Mommy: We're going to school.
Little Man: No, we can't go to school! It's dark outside! We need to go to church!

February 20, 2010

Little Man: We need to go to church.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because my mouth said that we need to go to church.

February 19, 2010

As we are driving to school
Mommy! The sun is out! Now we can go get my pet zebra!

February 18, 2010

Little Man: Mommy, Miss Claudia said I need a pet.
Mommy: You already have a pet - Stash [the dog].
Little Man: No, I need another pet.
Mommy: What do you want?
Little Man: I want a zebra. (he pronounces it zshee-bra)
Mommy: You want a zebra?
Little Man: Yes, we have to get in the car and go get one. (as he's walking to the door)
Mommy: We can't go right now because it's night time and the zoo is closed.
Little Man: No it's not.
Mommy: Yes it is. All the animals are sleeping.
Little Man: Oooooooooh......

February 16, 2010

Daddy, I need to get out of the bathtub because I'm gonna turn into a raisin.

February 15, 2010

On the way to school
Little Man: Mommy, are we going to see Megan today?
Mommy: Yes. Is she your friend again?
Little Man: Yes, she's my friend.
Mommy: Is she still being mean to you?
Little Man: No, she's being nice to me.
Mommy: What are you going to do if she starts being mean to you again?
He puts out his hand and makes the stop motion
Little Man: I'm gonna say STOP!!

February 14, 2010

Mommy, the sun is going to melt your car!

February 13, 2010

As we are walking in the snow
Mommy, it's crunchy..... I like it.

After coming inside from the snow
Little Man: Mommy, it's dark!
Mommy: No, your eyes just need to adjust because it was so bright outside.
Little Man: We have to turn on lights!
He turns on all the lights
Mommy: Is that better?
Little Man: Woah.... everything looks pink!

February 12, 2010

Little Man: Megan is not my best friend anymore.
Daddy: Why not?
Little Man: Because she's not my friend.
Daddy: But why?
Little Man: Because Mommy is my friend now.

February 11, 2010

Accelerating fast after the light turned green-
Little Man: Mommy, you fast!
Mommy: I know.
Little Man: You like McQueen!
Mommy: I know.
Little Man: You car is like McQueen!
I really need to teach him the proper use of "you" and "your". But he just sounds so cute...

February 10, 2010

He's watching cars take a short cut on a gravel road.
Little Man: Mommy, you have to go that way.
Mommy: Why?
Little Man: Because you have to.
So I turn on the gravel road.
Little Man: Woah! Yay for Mommy! Yaaaaaaaay! You did it Mommy!
Mommy: I did it?
Little Man: Yes! You did it!
Where's my gold star?

February 9, 2010

Out of the blue he says
Daddy, you rock!

Are they playing Guitar Hero in preschool?

February 8, 2010

He's obsessed with Disney's new show, Chuggington.
Little Man: Let me watch choo-choo trains.
Mommy: That's not how you ask.
Little Man: Pweese let me watch choo-choo trains.
Mommy: "MAY I please watch choo-choo trains"
Little Man: Pweese.... Let me.... May I......pweese... watch choo-choo trains?

February 2, 2010

Looking at his friend's baby brother
Little Man: Is that a baby?
Mommy: Yes
Little Man: We don't got a baby.
Mommy: No, we sure don't.
Little Man: Mommy, we need a baby.

Later that night
Daddy: Did you see a baby today?
Little Man: Yes
Daddy: Do you want a baby?
Little Man: Yes
Daddy: Do you want a brother or a sister?
Little Man: Umm... a brother!
Daddy: Don't you want a little girl?
Little Man: Yes, I want a girl brother.